http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.298113-So-I-just-got-jumped-last-night?page=1
Quote: "I was walking home last night and saw a group of people that approached me. They literally stole my shoes and were about to steal my wallet and throw me off this bridge. I got out of their control and managed to jump off it and land on a train.
How ****** up are the times we live in that random people seriously attempt to kill someone for shoes and a damn wallet?
Has anyone else had an experience being mugged, or attempted mugging? I'm fairly proficient in Krav Maga. But taking on five people at once is quite difficult. I managed to submit the big guy, but some other dude repeatedly punched me in the head until I retreated.
I jumped off a 30 foot bridge, on to a train, so about a 20 foot drop. Jumped off, and walked home 4 miles in my socks. Sorry for the profanity, but I seriously think this is messed up."
Now... according to this idiot... this is a "true" story. He jumps off a thirty foot bridge and lands on a moving train. He was attacked by five people yet somehow managed to "take out" the biggest guy who was 6 foot 5 270 pounds.
That's a creative story. Hahahaha. What's even funnier... people are stupid enough to believe him.
AKA Jenkins