Quote: "Wow. My ex-girlfriend tried out for American Idol once. She didn't make it. She had a beautiful voice, too.
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Did your GF have a back-story, watch this video.
Here. Skip to 1:41, Sean Locke gets it spot on.

Edit: X factor is pretty much American Idol but in Britain.
Quote: "I had my pokemon card collection stolen from a guy named Matt W when I was 13 (now 24) I see Matt W on Australia's Got Talent who is now a rapper who goes by the name of "The Bandit" so I logged onto youtube, found his channel and told him I want my pokemon cards back LMAO"
LMAO, that is awesome... Now he'd be known as the person who steals pokemon cards.