Im sorry but no, Just no. This is just brilliant.
Mugen, you sound like a child grasping at straws after he's just been told Santa isn't real.
You casualy toss about
explained phenomenons, such as the bermuda triangle as proof of alien life? As if to say look reindeer are real so Santa has to be! Well no Santa was your dad in a red outfit or a paid actor in the stores.
So to begin our soul crushing fact train;
Large amounts of methane and combustion engines don't go so well if you never knew. It also screws buoyancy and can lead to sinking ships & oil rigs.
Heres a old link to it. Basically mass-media sensationalising crap. Exaggeration and false studies built up on hype and 'belief' While in fact the triangle has alot of rough weather. The stupid amount of upheaval in the area no wonder stuff goes missing.
Thats out the way;
As said many times previously. Why cows and why anal probes? Your talking on hand-me-down knowledge of liars and the bored. Because when a creature can travel unnoticed into our atmosphere without any disturbance's such as heat turbulence and visual apperations, kidnap a cow and slice it up, then leave it. What would be the point exactly? Why go through all the
effort to conceal themselves to that extent, then throw a middle finger up and scream FU in everyone's faces. Then get off without alerting anyone to there presence.
Simple answer you would'nt. No creature intelligent enough to pull that off would bother. What's the point? They have nothing to gain. They've cut a cow up and left it hoping no one would notice. When they could take it, dump it in the ocean, dump it in space, or use our good old friend fire and burn it. But no leave it out because of course your that stupid but you can travel through space easily enough to investigate cows...
You would have to be a idiot to believe that. And if there is intelligent life out there, when we portray them so badly there probably offended and wouldn't bother with us!
