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Geek Culture / Wish you were dead? TOO BAD!

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Plystire
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Posted: 16th Aug 2011 23:36
http://www.cracked.com/article_16710_6-non-lethal-weapons-thatll-make-you-wish-you-were-dead.html


Amazing! I've had #4 in mind for quite a while, but they beat me to it. Now if only we could combine #4 with #5... maybe I'll do that instead.


Discuss.


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Quik
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Posted: 16th Aug 2011 23:46
In all due honesty: Any non-lethal weapons /that will not kill or permanently hurt people\ has a yes from me

but then we also need to discuss what kind of pain is OKAY, but most of these ones seems to make it through that barrier in my opinion

and for the record, I am a man.

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Posted: 16th Aug 2011 23:46
Haha, love it! My favorite has to be #1 and 6#. This, combined with cracked's sense of humor = EPIC WIN!

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Posted: 16th Aug 2011 23:48
2 words.

Ta-zer

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Plystire
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Posted: 16th Aug 2011 23:54
3 words.

Ta-zer SHELL!!!

Yes, we will shoot you with a NON-LETHAL shotgun round, break a few ribs, and then electrocute you for a whopping 20 seconds -- just to drive home a point. Love it!
If it weren't for the potential bone-breaking, I'd be up for testing that baby.


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Bootlicker
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Posted: 16th Aug 2011 23:57
some of this stuff seems a bit far fetched? excuse my naivety but is this stuff real?


Plystire
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Posted: 17th Aug 2011 00:06
Yes, they're all real.

#6 - Blind people with a really bright laser beam.
#5 - Use electromagnetic radiation to induce burning sensation
#4 - Arc electricity across a corridor to shock people
#3 - Shotgun shell loaded with battery to "taze" on impact
#2 - A pulse laser... need I say more?
#1 - A large barrel that blows smoke rings... but faster, harder, and uses farts instead of smoke.

Yeah, I'd say they all make well enough sense to say they're real.


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Posted: 17th Aug 2011 00:10
Hahahahahahahahaha!

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Posted: 17th Aug 2011 00:45
I freaking love Cracked, if you like the website, I recomend you buy You Might Be A Zombie: And Other Bad News. It's a good book. Lots of odd information. For example, the US almost launched an offensive at the Soviet Union when a security guard thought he saw a spy climbing over a fence, it was a bear.

This is another great article.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18883_6-new-weapons-that-are-making-war-look-like-cartoon.html

Kitty guns!



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Posted: 17th Aug 2011 00:53
I actually heard of the pulse laser before this. The US Military were prototyping a bigger version with a larger radius. Same idea, plasma-induced EMP waves over the nerves and induces pain.

They found that it actually induces pain across every receptor in the body, at massive amounts. Literal, ungodly agony, on every inch of your body.

Sorry, but that can't be bloody sane.

Mugen Wizardry
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Posted: 17th Aug 2011 00:55
O my god, there's SO much I wanna say about how much I DESPISE the government, but if I did, I'd get the ban hammer!

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Posted: 17th Aug 2011 00:57
Quote: "Or it could be that the 1995 Protocol on Blinding Laser Weapons banned lasers and the US military just couldn't give a f*ck about international weapons bans.
"


Lol

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Posted: 17th Aug 2011 06:01
Quote: "The Army: Is that weapon safe?
The Army: Yes.
The Army: Excellent."

LOL... this thread made my day

Cheers,
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Plystire
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Posted: 18th Aug 2011 00:31
@Vent:

Thanks for that! The cat one, as much sense as it makes, is absolutely hilarious being held by a large burly man with a face that reads "GFY" has me rolling on the floor.


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Posted: 18th Aug 2011 11:43 Edited at: 18th Aug 2011 11:49
I'm honestly not a fan of any of this.

If less than lethal weapons were truly used as an alternative to lethal force they would have my blessing but in reality they're too easily used as weapons of politically-correct compliance enforcement.



If the crowd in the vid had been a truely unruly bunch I would be cheering while watching this vid but to see things like this used against peacefully assembled citizens who've strayed from "designated free-speech areas" just angers me to no end.



That guy on the bike and lady crossing the street look pretty dangerous :/

Call me old school but I like my tyranny hot and naked; makes it easier for the people to identify, get upset about it and correct it.
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Posted: 19th Aug 2011 02:34
Quote: "I like my tyranny hot and naked"


The worst kind of evil is under the guise of good.


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Posted: 19th Aug 2011 04:38
I was sure this was gonna be a Torchwood thread

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Posted: 20th Aug 2011 05:48
Quote: "If the crowd in the vid had been a truely unruly bunch I would be cheering while watching this vid but to see things like this used against peacefully assembled citizens who've strayed from "designated free-speech areas" just angers me to no end."


So you're an expert on this precise protest? Do you know the backstory or what happened *before* these videos were recorded?


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Posted: 20th Aug 2011 08:08
Quote: "Do you know the backstory or what happened *before* these videos were recorded?"


This is the only video I could find right now from the scene of the first video. It shows more or less what was going on beforehand. There was a small group protesting in the street and area residents milling around. A larger group may have marched through the area earlier on.



Quote: "riot cops bring out the LRAD truck. warning message broadcasted over the crowd. at this point, it was mostly local residents who live a couple blocks away, and a very small and well-behaved group of protesters with picket signs and making chalk drawings. at the end of the video, i started moving back up the block because i was nervous about the truck, but you can hear the LRAD come on in the last few seconds."


There was another which was a few minutes long which showed the stand-off line and it was basically the protesters bullhorning and trying to tell the police that they were a peaceful group and had rights to be there, etc. I didn't notice any anarchists in either of the videos- Most of the Black Bloc was in another section of the city at the time.

I don't really have any problem with police clearing streets or dispersing crowds for public safety reasons but it's ridiculous to be blasting things things off at everyone.

My first day living in the LA area (around 1998), I was visiting Venice Beach and a music release party had gotten out of hand and some police vehicles were vandalized so they cleared the beach and surrounding areas. They did it with loudspeakers and riot police who pretty much just advanced through the areas they were clearing. If you hadn't moved on by the time they got to you they would encourage you to keep going or face arrest. If there was a troublemaker, they would target the individual and go after them. To me, that was professional policing whereas the stuff in these vids; not so much.
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Posted: 20th Aug 2011 15:24 Edited at: 20th Aug 2011 15:24
Why not invent gasgrenades with THC in them that makes rioters a peacefull stoned crowd?

Oh wait...people who invent these are sadistic subhumans? Ah! I get it, sorry...

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Posted: 20th Aug 2011 17:48
^But what if someone overdoses and dies on a horrible chemical like that?


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Posted: 20th Aug 2011 19:21
Quote: "a horrible chemical like that?"


Who brainwashed you?

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Posted: 21st Aug 2011 03:20 Edited at: 21st Aug 2011 03:21
Quote: "but it's ridiculous to be blasting things things off at everyone."

I don't see how it's ridiculous in any way shape or form. From what I can tell... No true harm was even done to anyone. Yes the sound may hurt but there is no true physical harm from what I can see.

A peaceful "non violent" crowd can turn incredibly violent faster than you appear to realize.

Quote: "But what if someone overdoses and dies on a horrible chemical like that?"

Hopefully that wasn't a serious question. You can't die from THC overdose. Although it's just about the dumbest drug in the entire world and I personally can't stand stoners because every single one I have met (and I have met MANY) has been an unaccomplished loser to say the least, I still am able to at least admit that you cannot die from it. Though I'm not about to post about that anymore as it's against the AUP i'm sure lol. I just felt like I had to respond.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2011 05:47
Quote: "I don't see how it's ridiculous in any way shape or form. From what I can tell... No true harm was even done to anyone. Yes the sound may hurt but there is no true physical harm from what I can see."


uh, hearing loss?


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Posted: 21st Aug 2011 06:08
Quote: "Hopefully that wasn't a serious question. "

(poker face)


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Posted: 21st Aug 2011 06:30 Edited at: 21st Aug 2011 06:38
Quote: "uh, hearing loss?"

Did this actually happen? Or are you simply suggesting it's possible?

I have only read for a brief moment on the LRAD, so I truthfully know very little of the weapon. However, the officers who would use this non-lethal weapon should have extensive training on it and know it's limits. They should know how to use it without causing permanent damage.

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Posted: 21st Aug 2011 23:33
The army should know to deploy weapons without causing permanent damage...yeh, they have a great track record of that.

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