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Seppuku Arts

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Posted: 12th Jan 2012 14:10 Edited at: 12th Jan 2012 14:10

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PM = Prime Minister? Egads! You've got David Cameron on the team! Well that'll bring some publicity to the project for sure. That would explain this morning's headline, "PM Reveals He's Working on a Super Awesome Top Secret Project".

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Dark Frager

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Posted: 12th Jan 2012 17:17

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Hi there. I am Dark Frager. I have previously worked for Xplosys and his awesomest game project. I would like to get a job here at your company because I can provide amazing scripts anywhere. You can see some of my work at the awesomest game thread. I code my codes in VISUAL-CANT-C#-BASIC V2.

The weapon is always as scared as your target.

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Virtual Nomad

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Posted: 13th Jan 2012 04:11

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attention c.e.o.: i tried to post comment on offical website blog and received an internal error. as new employee, i suggest next new employee be official site developer. until then, i'll post my comment here:

Quote: "i work with best employee swissolo to make best game. please look for me in credits for creation of first logo which is best logo at first creation. maybe i work with you if best ceo allow best first logo employee to work for you, too. i make logo more famous than red can logo and yellow m logo. VN"

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Neuro Fuzzy

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Posted: 13th Jan 2012 04:18

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Seeing as how I've been fired for too much lolcat, I'll rejoin as site developer.

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Daniel TGC

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Posted: 13th Jan 2012 21:30

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The website isn't too professional. If you want to make a company get a proper domain name registered. For example:

http://www.dcforeman.co.uk/

There's XHTML, Flash and HTML5 (in dev) versions.

I also developed one for the Kindle eReader that works well:

http://kindle.danielcharlesforeman.co.uk/

I won't claim my examples are professional, but it does demonstrate what you can do with the follwing software:

SiteSpinner (The HTML version)
Adobe Flash (The flash version)
Adobe flash with wallaby (HTML5 experimental version)

I also have www.darkprinciples.co.uk registered, which I really should finish one of these days! That was writen with xhtml and CSS in notepad. (There's tutorials for this on my youtube channel www.youtube.com/dcforemanuk).

It's all a bit random at the moment because as you can imagine I'm teaching myself as I go along. But I think it's still an improvement over the stock CMS webs.com offers.

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BiggAdd

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Posted: 13th Jan 2012 22:34 Edited at: 13th Jan 2012 22:34

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Thraxocorp... more like SPAZOCORP... LOLMAYO!!!

P.S. Thraxas, can I have my paycheck now?

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Daniel wright 2311

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Posted: 13th Jan 2012 22:51

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I am for hire,I do lots of things,I would love to work on your team,just let me know,I'm here,I am working on 1 other project but it's almost done.

I like the look of your new site.

my signature keeps being erased by a mod So this is my new signature.

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xplosys

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Posted: 13th Jan 2012 22:53

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A wise man once said...

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time...

but you can't make a blatantly, obviously, totally bogus, company website and expect everyone to get it.

Brian.

!retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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Poloflece

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Posted: 15th Jan 2012 01:36

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C'mon Thraxz u has 2 hier me. Im srs k
K Thraxz I has 1337 progrnimg skil kk thnx I'm in ur compane now k thnx bai

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Dark Frager

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Posted: 15th Jan 2012 14:15

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huh, wht is dis? u alluw plofice 2 join ur teem n u dont alluw me? wat is dis ting? my program skillz r way bettur da nhis n u dont hier me?

"Before you get too serious with FPSC I think you need to take her out for a nice dinner first. Maybe go see a movie together. Really get to know her. " - Thraxas

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TheComet

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Posted: 15th Jan 2012 14:21

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Ah can code man

#define like {
#define man ;}
#define an ;
#define SayBro /*
#define CheckItOut */

SayBro like, this is some rad sh_t, so CheckItOut

like
    a = b
         an
    c = d
man

SayBro , like who needs help from them compiler choads anyway?
THIS is the way to write CLEAR code.  I mean really!  CheckItOut

like SayBro this is ShellSort straight out of the white book, but in
a readable form.

CheckItOut man

#define YoDude for(
#define OK     )
#define is     =
#define AND    &&
#define as
#define Do
#define long
#define some
#define make
#define sh_t
#define FAROUT

shell(v, n) SayBro sort v[0]...v[n-1] into increasing order CheckItOut
int v[], n;

like int gap, i, j, temp;

YoDude gap is n/2 an as long as gap > 0 Do some sh_t an make gap /=2 OK
    YoDude i is gap an as long as i < n Do some sh_t an make i++ OK
        YoDude j is i - gap an as long as j >= 0 AND v[j] > v[j+gap] Do some
            sh_t an make j -= gap OK
            like
                temp is v[j]      an
                v[j] is v[j+gap]  an
                v[j+gap] is temp
            man
FAROUT man

SayBro like, B there OB square!  CheckItOut

+ Code Snippet

#define like {
#define man ;}
#define an ;
#define SayBro /*
#define CheckItOut */


SayBro like, this is some rad sh_t, so CheckItOut

like
    a = b
         an
    c = d
man

SayBro , like who needs help from them compiler choads anyway?
THIS is the way to write CLEAR code.  I mean really!  CheckItOut

like SayBro this is ShellSort straight out of the white book, but in
a readable form.

CheckItOut man

#define YoDude for(
#define OK     )
#define is     =
#define AND    &&
#define as
#define Do
#define long
#define some
#define make
#define sh_t
#define FAROUT

shell(v, n) SayBro sort v[0]...v[n-1] into increasing order CheckItOut
int v[], n;

like int gap, i, j, temp;

YoDude gap is n/2 an as long as gap > 0 Do some sh_t an make gap /=2 OK
    YoDude i is gap an as long as i < n Do some sh_t an make i++ OK
        YoDude j is i - gap an as long as j >= 0 AND v[j] > v[j+gap] Do some
            sh_t an make j -= gap OK
            like
                temp is v[j]      an
                v[j] is v[j+gap]  an
                v[j+gap] is temp
            man
FAROUT man

SayBro like, B there OB square!  CheckItOut

TheComet

Timeplan : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AmuAKJolqASndEVYOWMxb3l2OWV0UkV1anRSczZScHc

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Thraxas

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Posted: 12th Feb 2012 01:05 Edited at: 12th Feb 2012 01:09

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Thraxocorp: One month on...

Wow! Has it really been a month since I gave up my career and started the new and exciting software company Thraxocorp? I can't believe the time has gone so quickly!

I know many of you are eagerly anticipating our domination of the software market, so I'm here to give you an update.

Unfortunately due to circumstances beyond our control, things haven't been moving as quickly around the office as I first thought. From solar flares destroying our hard-drives to our partnering with the MPAA with a steadfast determination to help SOPA get passed we just haven't had time to make anything yet.

Also as a result of our continued commitment to having 3 different types of bread in the breakroom our funds have been depleting. So in a effort to raise some additional funds I came up with a great idea:

Are you also the CEO or head of your own company? I know what it's like trying to be the boss, constant emails and memos that need to be sent out to your employees but you don't have the greatest grasp on the English language. From trying to write your own Terms of Service agreements and not knowing if something is illegal or if you have an ill eagle or not knowing when or where to use an apostrophe all the way through to not knowing when to use then or than?

I'm here to help. I am offering a reasonably priced service to you. If you email me your poorly worded, badly spelled, completely unintelligible due to poor grammar email/memo/letter I will fix it for you. Now not only will you no longer look like an idiot in front of your employees but you're also helping fund the newest and best software developer in the world today.

Don't delay contact me today!

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Additional update for my employees' eyes only (so if you are not an employee look away now and don't read the rest of this post):

I have unfortunately lost the password for the website, so I am unable to make any changes to it. I also deleted the email which had the password reset instructions, so until further notice all website updates will be on hold. Luckily I expect to be inundated with work from the above proposed offer that I wouldn't have time to update it anyway.

http://thraxocorp.webs.com/ Visit my totally awesome website: Thraxocorp. It's my own company and I'm totes the CEO.

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bruce3371

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Posted: 12th Feb 2012 15:38

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The important question is this; do you care about your customers so much that you'll help them reach the sky?