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Geek Culture / Signs that you shouldn't be a programmer

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WLGfx
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Posted: 29th Jan 2012 02:12
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I came across this some time ago and after going back to it a few times and reading the alternative careers which start near the bottom, I've decided that my own alternative career is a "BAG LADY!". This is due to the fact that I must have poor organisational skills.

Bad Programmers

Mental arithmetic? Me? (That's for computers) I can't subtract a fart from a plate of beans!
Warning! May contain Nuts!
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Neuro Fuzzy
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Posted: 29th Jan 2012 02:25
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Too long for my attention span so I read the very end.

This should be made into a quiz!

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TheComet
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Posted: 29th Jan 2012 02:35
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Nothing there really tells me I'm a bad programmer... Maybe the organisational skills? Nah, what I do is organised chaos.

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Timeplan : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AmuAKJolqASndEVYOWMxb3l2OWV0UkV1anRSczZScHc
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Wolf
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Posted: 29th Jan 2012 06:24
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Really? Some of these things seem highly unlikely that somebody who actually masters a coding language would do these. ...but hey! Its always nice to know that I am not the worst coder out there

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes, art is knowing which ones to keep.
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Indicium
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Posted: 29th Jan 2012 17:05
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Quote: "You seriously consider malice to be a reason why the compiler rejects your program"


Aww This has my name written all over it.

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Hassan
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Posted: 29th Jan 2012 19:42
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i think all(most? whatever) points mentioned there are somewhat correct and lacking them is probably a bad sign since they are essential

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