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Geek Culture / New Words Please!

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Libervurto
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Posted: 23rd May 2012 20:50 Edited at: 23rd May 2012 21:02
We desperately need new words, people have been using poorly constructed words like "winningest" for too long! But what are they to do? There is no word for "most frequently victorious", so we must make one!

"Winningest" is ugly because "winning" is an adjective which attributes the action "to win" to a person or thing; it does not describe the win. This confuses me because I thought adjectives were exclusively descriptive words; I thought "winning" was a verb but it makes sense seeing as you cannot "winning", you can only "win"; while you can be "winning" but cannot be "win".

It's easier to see how wrong "winningest" is when we look at another verb which does have adjectives to describe it, such as "run". We can run fast or slow and so in the extreme we could be the fastest or slowest runner; fast and slow describe the speed of the run. We could also ran far or furthest, which describes the length of the run. "Runningest" isn't valid because we don't know what aspect of the run we are talking about. The same is true of "winningest": we don't know if the subject is how often the team wins or how many points they win by because we lack an adjective that describes an aspect of the win.

So we need to create a new word for "frequently victorious".
I looked up "fast" and the word originates from the Old High German "festi" meaning "firm" and "slow" comes from "sleo" meaning "dull" -- you can see the similarities. So are there fitting descriptive words we could adapt for "prolifically victorious"?

What words come to mind when we think of "frequently victorious"?
Dominant, supreme, master, champion, conqueror...

I thought I'd go back to German and see if any interesting words come out. Using google translate, the phrase "frequently victorious" translated as "häufig siegreich". I found that "hochste" means "supreme" or "highest" and seeming to be descriptive of anything extreme; "streiter" is "champion" or "fighter"; "eroberer" is "conqueror". Of these I think "strite" and "hoxt" (altered to more English spellings) sound the best.

Let's try them out:
They are a fast team; faster than most; the fastest in the league!
They are a strite team; striter than most; the stritest in the league!
They are a hoxt team; hoxter than most; the hoxtest in the league!
I prefer "strite", it's easier to pronounce and the origin "streiter" is more competitive than "hochste".

NEW WORD:

Quote: "
strite
Adjective: Achieving or capable of achieving many victories or successes: "He was strite all season until losing the final match."
"

Grab a biro and scrawl it in your dictionaries!

What other new words are needed?

WARNING: The above comment may contain sarcasm.
Pincho Paxton
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Posted: 23rd May 2012 21:29 Edited at: 23rd May 2012 21:31
Here's one...Tnetennba. Can be used...

That's a very nice Tnetennba.


Or an ingredient for shampoo Boswollocks.

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Posted: 23rd May 2012 21:38
Yes, I 'oft get comments of or relating to tnetennba.

BatVink
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Posted: 23rd May 2012 21:40
Quote: "There is no word for "most frequently victorious", so we must make one!"


efficacious

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Posted: 23rd May 2012 21:57 Edited at: 23rd May 2012 21:57
redundified - Made redundant
cybaugment - Add something to a cyborg
novoke - Fail to provoke
outcise - Cut out
transwebify - Get something on multiple areas of the web

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bruce3371
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Posted: 23rd May 2012 23:08
Quote: "Or an ingredient for shampoo Boswollocks."


Yes, I always have a good laugh at the 'pseudo science' in cosmetics ads!!

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Posted: 24th May 2012 00:37 Edited at: 24th May 2012 00:38
Bejujular (pronounced "Beh Jew Jew lur") - The moment in StarCraft II where you dominate your opponent with such epicness that it cannot be described using normal vocabulary. The word was popularised by Day9 during his Mothership Rush Funday Monday.

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Posted: 24th May 2012 01:25 Edited at: 24th May 2012 01:25
Perhaps go with the newspeak method.

most frequently victorious > oftendoublenplusvictor
most frequently failure > oftendoubleplusunvictor



Libervurto
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Posted: 24th May 2012 04:29
Quote: "efficacious"

That's pretty good, but what about "most efficacious" is there a word for that? "efficaciest"? Maybe?

Quote: "cybaugment - Add something to a cyborg"

That's one of those that when you see it you wonder how we ever managed without it!

Nice 1984 and IT Crowd references

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Posted: 24th May 2012 21:04

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