When I was really young "Jeepers Creepers" scared me a little bit, but I was over it after a minute or so. Later, "The Grudge" scared me a lot. So did "White Noise." Those were the last movies to have scared me, as I was also younger when I saw them. Movies don't really scare me any more. In rare cases they might heighten my paranoia temporarily, but that's about it.
The issue with finding a movie to be scary is you have to turn off your rational brain (turn on the emotional brain), set the appropriate environment (dark room, quiet house, surround sound, invite the local town serial killer as a guest, etc, etc). Turn off your cell phones too. Even if you're at home. Or, at the very least, put them far enough away to be annoying to have to use (but still reachable should an emergency arise).
Sometimes I'll watch movies with my niece. It gets annoying because she stares at her cell phone all the time or makes comments during the movie which makes it difficult to watch a movie you haven't seen before (or one you like very much). But it's nicer for movies you have seen that you just want to downplay. (e.g., B-movies.)
Oh, and Stephen King's It scared me a lot at first. "They
all float down here..."
Here's a list of my favorite horror movies. I saw most of these when I was around six years old. (Except for the newer ones, of course. And Hellraiser, which I have only seen this year.) I've re-watched the Halloween films many times. There's supposedly going to be a Halloween 3D (Rob Zombie universe, but not done by Rob Zombie) and a Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D (Ha!). I'm looking forward to both of those, minus the 3D.
Favorites (Classic Slasher)
Halloween, Halloween 2, Halloween 4, Halloween 5, Halloween 6 (Producer's Cut and normal), Halloween H20, Halloween Resurrection, Rob Zombie's Halloween, Rob Zombie's Halloween 2
A Nightmare on Elm Street (original). (I've seen all the others, but I don't remember them well enough to judge.)
Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th 2, Friday the 13th 3 (Jason gets his mask!), Friday the 13th 4 (seen the others, don't remember them well enough to judge)
Hellraiser, Hellraiser 2, Hellraiser 3, Hellraiser 4, Hellraiser 5 (I liked this one a lot); am still viewing these on Netflix. It looks like I'll be disappointed me Hellraiser: Revelations though.
The Leprechaun. (Don't remember the rest.)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original).
The Ring, The Ring 2.
Favorite Dark Movies
I Saw the Devil (This is a Korean film, so you have to be okay with subtitles or speak Korean.)
I Spit On Your Grave (2010).
Favorite Unintentional Horror Comedies
Critters, Critters 2
The Leprechaun in the Hood
April Fools (ending was hilarious)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4
Other
The Rise of Leslie Vernon: This was a hilarious "mockumentary." If you've seen a few of the movies above, it'll be a great watch.
Quote: "I spit on your grave"
I liked the 2010 remake. The older version though, couldn't stand it. (Was way too quiet on Netflix and it didn't feel authentic.)
Quote: "but the film that Metallica's One is based upon is a very disturbing concept"
Which film is that?
Quote: "The Human Centipede - I kid, I've not actually seen it and to be frank, I don't want to."
I have! I have not, however, seen The Human Centipede 2.
Cheers,
Aaron