Happy birfday duuuuude!
Congrats on being a legally responsible adult...though...I am with Redneck here, that was irresponsible of you.

Well I hope you had a good time, it's a shame you had to work in the morning.
Quote: "Happy Belated Birthday buddy, had you come into my office drunk, you would find the only exit stage right for you would be the window... XD"
Come now, it's only your 21st once, employers need to lighten up. I am only saying this because I'm dressing as a Viking at work for halloween, I've got a mead horn but I wouldn't be able to bring the mead. You're a man of authority, you are a doctor after all, I'm sure you can do something. I mean, come on, wouldn't it be awesome to ring up customer service and find the other guy on the end is drunk?
Or should I not be encouraging Yodaman with bad behaviour?