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mr Handy
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Posted: 31st Oct 2012 15:07
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your mother is so father
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Libervurto
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Posted: 31st Oct 2012 16:38 Edited at: 31st Oct 2012 16:41
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Your momma so fat, her diabetes has diabetes!

Quote: "Your momma so fat, she's considered fat by many."

That's a whole new strand of polite insults.

Your mother is so evidently rotund, that when consulted on such an assertion many of my associates concurred without hesitation.

Your mother is so evidently rotund, that were she to fly in economy class, and thus occupy a standard sized seat, should would have rather a hard time of it!

Shh... you're pretty.
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bitJericho
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Posted: 31st Oct 2012 17:30 Edited at: 31st Oct 2012 17:31
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Quote: "Your mother is so evidently rotund, that were she to fly in economy class, and thus occupy a standard sized seat, should would have rather a hard time of it!"


Haha, I like how you went off in a different direction than what I expected.

Keeping with the original topic but current point of discussion:

Though your mother is fat, were she to chat on this message board we would probably treat her no differently than any other.

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PAGAN_old
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Posted: 31st Oct 2012 18:31
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your mother is so fat she thinks a Sager D900 is a netbook.

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TheComet
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Posted: 31st Oct 2012 21:14
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Yo mamma so fat, if you were to graph her mass as a second degree polynomial function and find the maxima, there would be none!

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Melancholic
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Posted: 31st Oct 2012 21:17
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Yo mamma so fat, that if the function f(x)=1/(x-20) gave weight in on the y axis, her weight would be given at x=20


I can count to banana...
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TheComet
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Posted: 31st Oct 2012 21:18
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lim n→0(1/n) = YO MAMA

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Posted: 31st Oct 2012 21:20 Edited at: 31st Oct 2012 21:21
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Yo mamma so fat, that the gravity caused by her mass has an escape velocity higher then that of the velocity of light, effectively creating a black hole!


I can count to banana...
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bitJericho
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Posted: 31st Oct 2012 22:33
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https://www.google.com/search?q=f(x)%3D1%2F(x-20)

lol

Yo momma so old she thought nerdcore was a type of ram.

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Libervurto
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 02:13 Edited at: 1st Nov 2012 02:27
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Your mother is so exceedingly rotund, that the ancients thought she were flat!
Your mother is so exceedingly rotund, that even the mildest exertion causes her to perspire!
Your mother is so exceedingly rotund, that on occasion that the incredible size of her posterior is remarked upon she does not respond, for her ear is at such a distance as to render the insult inaudible!

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mr Handy
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 08:07
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Your mom is so fat that when doctor want to hear her heartbeat he had to drill a hole.
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MrValentine
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 08:10
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mr Handy, that was just not amusing, sorry but it simply was not fitting... Please remove.

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TheComet
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 11:35
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He can't. Yo mamma's too fat to remove from the post.

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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 11:43
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Hey, at least my mamma too fat that she cannot be removed from the post.



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Sergey K
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 14:19
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your mama too fat to fit properly on the post. she always comes with scrollbars so the user can scroll to see the whole page.

your mama so fat so the scrollbars cannot be scrach enough to her sizes.

your mama so fat that BillGates made new scrollbar so can fit on your mama sizes!

your mama so fat that when she see those scrollbars, she must eat them all.

your mama so fat that when she finishing eating and she want to drink a milk, she goes to cow-farm!

your mama so fat that there is not invented a cup to satisfy her appetite so she drinks from the cow's boobs.

your mama so fat that when ppl see your mama drinking milk from cow, they think "wtf 2 cows drink milk 1 from another. 69!!!"

your mama so fat that when she goes 69 with your dad, mama must be on bottom cuz otherwise dad chokes to death.

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MrValentine
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 14:21
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Well done guys, I smell a lock coming soon...

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Sergey K
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 14:21
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why? this post is awesome

hopefully you liked my last post.. haha

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MrValentine
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 14:23
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I just think you are going over the top, regardless of humour, I think some may find it a bit misusing certain wordings... just an opinion, otherwise...

You wrote too much for me to bother reading at this moment in time

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Sergey K
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 14:25 Edited at: 1st Nov 2012 14:25
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you must read it all by its sorting order.. its kind of story

and i dont think its offencive cuz its just 'your mama jokes'
nothing against you or anyone else.

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TheComet
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 14:33 Edited at: 1st Nov 2012 14:33
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Yo Mamma so fat, she expresses her dress size in scientific notation.

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Libervurto
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 15:20 Edited at: 1st Nov 2012 15:22
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I have to steal that one because it can be better:
Your mother is so exceedingly rotund, that she expresses her dress size in orders of magnitude! (From now on all nerdy ones like that must start with "Your mother is so exceedingly rotund..." )
Yo mama so fat, when she goes out to work in the morning she takes the tide with her!
Yo mama so stupid, when her fire alarm went off she threw water on it!

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TheComet
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 15:39
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Your mother is so exceedingly rotund, she was able to withstand the after dinner mint!

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bitJericho
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 15:41 Edited at: 1st Nov 2012 15:42
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Sergey, I lol'd. Haters gonna hate.

Yo momma so fat she had broadband before the internet was invented.

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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 15:43
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Quote: " Haters gonna hate."


Who?

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TheComet
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 15:51 Edited at: 1st Nov 2012 15:52
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(Reference to my last joke here)

Yo mamma so fat, she took geometry in high school just because she heard there was gonna be some pi.

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bitJericho
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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 16:12 Edited at: 1st Nov 2012 16:13
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Quote: "Who? "


Just calling you a hater about his response. But it's ok to have your own opinion of his jokes!

Anyways, here's another one:

Yo momma so dumb she though her dumb terminal was smart.

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Posted: 1st Nov 2012 16:17
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This threads gone a bit off course with some posts. I'd say continue this in the posting compo.

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