Yatta! Catching up! I was on only 2k odd this morning and I'm on 5142 tonight!! The phrase "Impressive Snake!" comes to mind. I should be roughly on 10500 odd words so in about a week or less, I may even be ahead. I got this great formula from a leprechaun:
wordsPerDay = (TotalWords / (FinalDay - 3)) + (WordsBehind / ((FinalDay - CurDay)/2))
+ The reason we subtract 3 from the Final Day (aka deadline) is
for a safety buffer of 3 days.
+ We divide our words behind up so we don't overload ourselves.
Now how we divide it is a little complex, still:
+ Final Day - Current Day gives us how many days we can shed
the workload over.
+ We must divide the number of days to shed the workload over by
half so that we do not get lax. I mean that balances out the
fact that we are being lax in the first place by not catching
up yesterday's missed target in full today.
*Disclaimer: This formula is provided as-is without any warranty guarantee of accuracy. I take no responsibility for the formula repeatedly equating to 42, 111, 666, 999, 911, 1310, 5.13 or any other symbolic numbers.
[edit]
Quote: "Would it be really evil of me to take all these "yay life is getting good" scenes with my character and end with the line: "And then I woke up from a deep sleep."?"
No, that would be known as Epic Literary Troll!