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Geek Culture / yo mama jokes!

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mr Handy
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 07:12 Edited at: 26th Feb 2013 07:21
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Hi everypony! I know that there was such a thread last year, but please have a look at this:

WARNING: some strong language

Quote: "Yo mama so stupid - she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening the 50 cent"






I think that it's funny and animation is awesome.

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Phaelax
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 18:37
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http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=201090&b=2

"You're all wrong. You're all idiots." ~Fluffy Rabbit
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mr Handy
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 19:05
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Have you read the first line of OP? Also that thread was locked because of some flame.

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Libervurto
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 19:11
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Your mother is a kind-hearted, respectable woman and it would be abhorrently slanderous for me to suggest otherwise.


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BiggAdd
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 19:12
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Quote: "Your mother is a kind-hearted, respectable woman and it would be abhorrently slanderous for me to suggest otherwise."


HOW DARE YOU!

Banned for 21 years.

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 20:00
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If I were to give birth now, that would mean Obese would be welcome back when my baby's old enough to drink booze in America.

Sadly, I don't think the belly that's been slowly growing is because I'm pregnant, having said that I've not had any pregnancy tests and people have had nasty surprises before...though I've never heard it happening to men, then again, didn't it happen to the Governor of California?

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SpyDaniel
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 20:26
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@Seppuku Stay away from short fat mean with medical syringes xD
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The Zoq2
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 21:08
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Seems like this thread has already derailed

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You mama so fat, her critical mass is the size of a normal human
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PAGAN_old
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 21:45
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as soon as i saw this thread i knew what to put here
Enjoy


dont hate people who rip you off,cheat and get away with it, learn from them
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Phaelax
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 22:05
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Quote: "Have you read the first line of OP? Also that thread was locked because of some flame."

Yes, that's the only reason why I remember we had a similar thread already. But I started out with a simple clean nerd joke. Not my fault it got locked.

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mr Handy
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 22:19
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Yo mama is so fat that we basically live on her body.

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Dark Frager
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Posted: 26th Feb 2013 22:33
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Yo mama so fat she put a yellow t-shirt on and kids thought she was a school bus.

I think we should start talking with signatures again!
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Libervurto
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Posted: 27th Feb 2013 03:08
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Your mother is so ugly that when she was born your grandmother asked if it was too late for an abortion!


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zeroSlave
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Posted: 27th Feb 2013 03:48
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Yo mama so dumb, she decided to keep you.

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
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Libervurto
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Posted: 27th Feb 2013 05:50
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Yo mama so ugly and stupid that she saw her own reflection and said "damn that b**** ugly!"


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Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 27th Feb 2013 05:58 Edited at: 27th Feb 2013 05:59
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Yo mama so fat that she stretched the page_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Sorry 1366x768 users
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Ortu
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yo momma sat on my monitor and squished it wide enough to be immune to your page stretch!

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mr Handy
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Posted: 27th Feb 2013 07:12
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Yo mama so fat that she needs IPv100 to use internet

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Kezzla
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Posted: 27th Feb 2013 09:32
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yo momma so fat... she ate Gilbert Grape.

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
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Dark Frager
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Posted: 27th Feb 2013 17:31
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yo mama so dumb, when she made a mistake in Microsoft word she put correction fluid on the screen

I think we should start talking with signatures again!
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Le Shorte
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Posted: 27th Feb 2013 17:37
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Yo mama so fat, she's overweight.


OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Cheesehead for life.
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Libervurto
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Posted: 27th Feb 2013 19:36
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Yo mama so dumb n fat that tried to lose weight by drinking twice as much diet coke!


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mr Handy
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Posted: 5th Mar 2013 13:54
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Yo mama is so boring that when she took part in the humorous contest, her shoes have won a prize but she does not.

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TheComet
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Posted: 5th Mar 2013 19:15
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Yo mamma so stupid, she sits on the TV and stares at the couch.

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mr Handy
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Posted: 5th Mar 2013 22:03
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yo mama is so ugly that even when she jumps her breast lies on the ground

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