You could make it a statement against these energy drinks that 8 year olds throw down their throats. Like, you have to collect enough fruit to keep your drink from being tainted by bull semen or whatever the heck they put in Rockstar, Monster and V and that stuff.
Make those unhealthy energy drinks the enemy, they target kids, not athletes... like how Red Bull sponsor no end of extreme sports.
Maybe you just keep it as is, but add in some bad ingredients - test tubes full of additives, sugar, and some funny, testosteroney things maybe as well, invent some ingredients that go into those drinks, like wasp milk, tiger tears, Dwayne Johnstons back sweat. Maybe Charlie Sheen has bought the company... anything goes I guess, it's probably more about how the content is delivered, than the content itself.
I think your teachers would like that, it's a bit more interesting that ''blah from the planet blah invaded the planet blah and it's your blah to blah blah''

I am the one who knocks...
