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Geek Culture / Forum RPG, who's in?

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TheComet
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Location: I`m under ur bridge eating ur goatz.
Posted: 19th Jun 2014 17:11
TheComet bursts into the bathroom, his bladder being on the verge of exploding, and is unable to make it to the toilet. He pees all over the floor and onto the boxes. The cardboard boxes collapsed in on themselves, causing nine of them to teleport to another planet and one to reveal a magic orb. TheComet takes the orb and runs off with it.

Wasp
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Posted: 19th Jun 2014 18:01
TheComet gets caught by the police for going into the GIRLS BATHROOM (unless he is really a she) and taken to jail so now the police has the orb.

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The Zoq2
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Posted: 19th Jun 2014 22:12
Zoq takes great care when choosing the box. He realises that the number 8 is the perfect number. It's a power of 2, it's between 2 prime numbers and it's 3² - 1. Obviously he goes for box 8 which contains the orb. Unfortunley, zoq is also curious about the content of the rest of the boxes so he opens box 9 to. He's wounded by the trap inside the box and drops the ball on the ground.

The ball is on the ground next to all those trapped boxes

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Wasp
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Posted: 20th Jun 2014 17:18
Now there are 2 orbs or 1 orb and 1 ball. It doesn't matter because it has become complicated. Wasp decides to sit out 3 turns to see what is going to happen. Work is closing soon so she puts a camera in the bathroom and goes to pack up for home time. Anyone has the orb.

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TheComet
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Posted: 20th Jun 2014 17:22
The Zoq2 must have been hallucinating, because TheComet took the orb from the box before The Zoq2 even posted. TheComet arrives at McDonalds and eats a hamburger while admiring his shiny orb.

Wasp
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Posted: 20th Jun 2014 17:26
But how, he was in jail? Or he was a she?????

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TheComet
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Posted: 20th Jun 2014 17:33
Oh wait, right. TheComet is sitting in jail gazing into the magnificent orb.

nonZero
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Posted: 20th Jun 2014 21:42
I thought "Zoq and the Police" had the orb.
ba-dum-tish!!!

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"I was in nASA before it was cool" -- Original nASA Members (nonZero, DJD and TheComet)
The Zoq2
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Posted: 21st Jun 2014 01:36
Zoq, again sensing the sound of the orb from inside the prisson decides that he should commit a crime to also be put in jail with the orb.

Now, he needs to be put in jail as fast as possible and naturally, commiting the ultimate crime will be the fastest.
He starts by producing some fake money which he can use to buy a weapon. He starts out by buying a weapon and a bomb which he then buys from himself in order to launder the money. When the money has been laundered, he does not register that income with the authorities which adds tax evasion to the list of crimes. He then robs a bank that is right next to a government office so he can place the bomb outside it and threaten them with it. He then shoots all the people in the bank and take the money.

After all this is done, he proceeds to turn himself in. Luckily Zoq gets put in the same prisson as comet so he can take the orb when comet is asleep.

Zoq has the orb

Say ONE stupid thing and it ends up as a forum signature forever. - Neuro Fuzzy
Kezzla
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Location: Where beer does flow and men chunder
Posted: 21st Jun 2014 04:40 Edited at: 21st Jun 2014 04:41
LOL -Didnt see the second page
Kezzla misses a turn for not being on the ball

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mr Handy
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Posted: 21st Jun 2014 22:04
mr Handy has the wrong orb. mr Handy wins something. Ka-ching!

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Fallout3fan
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2014 02:27
Chuck Norris has it in his room. Turned out it was Chuck Norris's kickball when he was a child

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Kezzla
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Posted: 22nd Jun 2014 04:31
Kezzla Builds a time machine, travels back and pulls the old switcharoo before the orb is given to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris, being Chuck Norris Is not fooled and upon Kezzla's return to the present, delivers a devastating roundhouse kick rendering Kezzla unconscious... But still in possession of the Orb.

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nonZero
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2014 14:19
...Little did they all know that nonZero's true power was yet to be revealed...

I imagine the orb, I focus on it, and it appears before me. I then hide it in someone's dream. But whose?

"I was in nASA before it was cool" -- Original nASA Members (nonZero, DJD and TheComet)
Fallout3fan
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2014 19:55
Nonzero placed the orb in Clint Eastwood's dreams.

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nonZero
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2014 20:12
zACH was tried to get it and woke up in a school. Surrounded by nothing but killer-kiddies and talking dolls, he was forced to write "nonZero" in his own blood on the rooftop to summon the only person who could save him: Chuck Norris.

"I was in nASA before it was cool" -- Original nASA Members (nonZero, DJD and TheComet)
Fallout3fan
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Posted: 23rd Jun 2014 20:21 Edited at: 23rd Jun 2014 23:34
zACH accidently misspelled nonZero for the third time. He summons Chuck Norris to give the orb in nonZero's dream. Turns out his evil twins Nonzero, Non-Zero, and NonZero have stolen the orb. nonZero must stop them from taking the orb. zACH was dead on the scene while Zach looked at how stupid he was for summoning Nonzero the evil twin.

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nonZero
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Posted: 24th Jun 2014 13:57
nonZero got tired of chasing the orb so he went on a journey of self discovery with Chuck Norris. After reaching the border of Texas, Chuck put a manly hand on nonZero's shoulder and said, "You're on your own now, man. This is where your journey really begins. Remember all I have taught you." After a manly embrace, they go their separate ways, nonZero disappearing into the late-afternoon horizon.

"I was in nASA before it was cool" -- Original nASA Members (nonZero, DJD and TheComet)
Wasp
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Posted: 24th Jun 2014 14:27
I think this thread got lost.

Wasp hit the reset button. She has the orb and nobody remembers anything.

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Phaelax
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Posted: 30th Jun 2014 10:31
Quote: "*Killing people is not allowed"

Then what's the point of the game?

Quote: "Btw Phaelax, you do know you were nominated for forum presidency. You're in the forum elections so you should get a campaign, there's still time."

I wasn't even aware

mr Handy
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Posted: 6th Jul 2014 13:27
I've got the Orb Controller from amazon.

Price: free.
Available: instantly.

Assuming direct control of all of your orbs, I am victorious!

All your TGC are belong to us.
Libervurto
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Posted: 19th Jul 2014 03:07
Libervurto laid an orb! He names it "Stephen".

Formerly OBese87.
Fallout3fan
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Posted: 19th Jul 2014 07:23
The orb runs to Zach and says it hates the name Stephen.

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