pfft! Lee Bamber isn't real, he's a virtual mascot of The Game Creators have created to sway everyone's attentions from what is really going on behind the scenes.
Both TGC and Blitz Research have been in secret cahoots for years working on some secret military contract that uses mind control via subliminal messages in the BASIC software they create.
You ever wonder how 'fanboys' are created, it isn't out of choice... it's all an elaborate conspiricy in which the British hope to take over the world again!!
as you can see from this memo between the companies,
Rick,
your secret evil plan for world domination is going according to scedual. There have been several more incidents of fanboyism reported and thanks to the idea from Marc, we have decided to both give a taboo tolerance to comparing the two programs which appears to have set off more fights.
We have noticed that this appears to be sucking more and more people to the online forum and we have noticed increased traffic, to the point where both Blitz Research and The Game Creators host server appears to require another upgrade to handle the excessive demand. We also let our AI project 'LJB' in the forums for a field run with interaction. It appears to have answered peoples questions promply without raising suspicion. For safety means though the boys believe it still needs tweaking before full time implimentation, as such we'll need another £11,000,000 plus a few more non-union workers.
Agent Requiem
11:59:45 April 1st 2004
