Quote: "Maybe over there, but here, everyone calls it Soccer. We have a different sport that is called football. You know, the sport with the touchdowns, field goals, safeties, first downs, etc."
Aaah - rugby with kevlar body suits and breaks every 20 seconds
(dunno if we're still on that subject)
Quote: "the harder north rather than the girlie shandy drinking south"
Oi, I'm in the North, and we're not all hard. In fact there are alot of posh areas. So take that Essex! Take that Kent! Take that People's Republic of London!
Two strings walk into a bar. I'll have a pint says the first$%ASLDJ09920D"$"$D. Excuse my friend says the second, he isn't null terminated.