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Geek Culture / Game: Wish Corruption

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Damokles
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2004 16:47
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Granted, but you wont do better the second time.

I wish there was no poverty on this world.

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Killswitch
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2004 19:24
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Granted, but now WW3 has started over the supply of nike trainers.

I wish my new computer was here already!

~It's a common mistake to make, the rules of the English langauge do not apply to insanity~
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Damokles
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Granted, but you will have to send it back, because it broke during the transport

I wish I could take over the world

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Zero Blitzt
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Granted, but in the process of taking over the world, you've killed everyone in a nuclear winter.

I wish the english language had funnier words.

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Megaton Cat
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Granted, but expect the "Parental advisory" sticker on every product on the market. Even food.

I wish you people would stop acting stupid.

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Damokles
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Granted, but then we would do nothing at all

I wish smurfs would really exist, and they would be our friends

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Preston C
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Granted, but its all just a cover up and they take out AK-47's and kill us all

I wish I didn't have to read any horrible books in honors english class.


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Manticore Night
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Granted, But you have to read them in french class instead(in french).

I wish we had more nutty french policitians.

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Killswitch
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 04:31
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Granted - they become English ones instead.

I wish my coursework was done already to A* standard.

~It's a common mistake to make, the rules of the English langauge do not apply to insanity~
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Zero Blitzt
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Granted, but you fail the finals.

I wish I could get SuSE 9 online in my room (wireless card drivers arent working )

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Ilya
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 05:53
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Granted, but your computer sets on fire before you can install it.

I wish for nothing.


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Killswitch
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Granted, but you start up a self storage company that flops and you end up with more stuff than you ever imainged (all of which is wortless and deasised...and radioactive...and pointy...and rusty...)

I wish I were on holiday.

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Damokles
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Granted, but you have to spend these holidays with your worst enemy on a desert island

I wish I would invent human-teleportation

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Killswitch
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Granted, but everyone is teleported into random places, with no clothes on, and thus no one uses it because of the embarrsement of turning up in parliment nude.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me.

~It's a common mistake to make, the rules of the English langauge do not apply to insanity~
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TravisP
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Granted,but nothing good would ever happen to you becuase anything good
to you is also bad to you.

I wish i had a slice of pizza.

Good thing everyone here is a figment of my imagination.

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Damokles
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Granted, but there is too much salt on it

I wish they would continue the Dallas-series on TV

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Ilya
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Granted, but you can't see or know about it.

I wish the sky was green.


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Damokles
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Granted, but it would always be cloudy (with blue clouds)

I wish that belgian streets and roads would be in a better state.

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Ilya
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Granted, but you move(assuming you live there) otherwize, only one square inch of road and one square inch of street would be repaired.

I wish that the F12 key said F13.


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Zone Chicken
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Granted... but the new game you just bought for 60bucks only uses f12 to toggle the inventory leaving the game useless to you now.

I wish there where 6ghz computers.
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Ilya
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Granted, but you can't buy them.

I wish everything(everybody saw) was inverted.


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Zone Chicken
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 09:15
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Granted... but everyone got so sick they puked all over you.

I wish there was 42 hours in a day.
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The Lynx
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 09:25
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Granted, but the years will go by slowly, thus you will die at age 28 or so.

I wish everyone elses wishes would come true without corruption.

Oh no! Chrissy had used her powers to turn herself into a hideous man-eating giant!
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HZence
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 09:58 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2004 09:59
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Granted, but yours still come true with corruption.

I wish the person below me wouldn't grant my wish.


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Don Malone
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 10:06
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Your wish is granted. Sorry that is how it goes.

I wish Megaton had his toaster back....
Look it up.

Wasting CPU Cycles since the 286 was a hot machine.
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Manticore Night
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 10:41
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Granted, but you have to stick it up your a$$ first.

I wish Mokies would stop attacking me all th.... ARG, DIE MONKEY!!!

It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
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Ilya
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Granted, but now gorrilas attack you.
I wish for the X button in windows to be replaced with a Y.


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Hell Dragonz43
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 10:54 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2004 10:57
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Granted, but then it wouldn't close the app. It would give you 1,000 viruses and flood your system.

I wish i am invincable, had 10000000000$, everyone played my AWESOME games, and had 10000000000000000000000 wishes to use when ever i wanted.


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Ilya
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Granted, but you lose all your sences.

I wish the up arrow on the kwyboard was replaced with a down arrow.


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Hell Dragonz43
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 10:59 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2004 11:02
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Granted, but then you would get confusied. You would release your newest game and everyone would hate it cause UP = UP and DOWN = UP.

I wish Windows was called STUPID OS (i have no idea y).


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Don Malone
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 11:14 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2004 11:17
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Granted but They will find a new and better way to market it; cornerering the OS market in the process.

I wish this thread could find a happy end.

PS My butt hurts now....
Where's the love dude?

Wasting CPU Cycles since the 286 was a hot machine.
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Preston C
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Granted, but then a group of rabid raccoons would beat you with copies of the book "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" by Ken Kesey.

I wish that I had a better digital camera.


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Ilya
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Granted, but it fell down the sewer and broke into many little pices when you went outside to take pictures of stuff.

I wish everything's color was rgb(1,1,1) more.


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Hell Dragonz43
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Granted, but then you would get blinded by the sun. Ha, who new it only took one more shade of pixel to get blinded by the sun? *Ahem*... Not me.

I wish i had a 1,000,000$ car. I know the answer: granted, but u drive it into a lake. So i'll go with the wish:

I wish all hackers would stop hacking me and threatening me. Ha, like that would happen.


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Manticore Night
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Granted, but you will die a painful death beacause it would stick needles into your eyes and suck your brain out with them. Then shoot liquid nitrogen up your a$$ and you would die.

I wish I was this guy:

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Don Malone
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 12:20 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2004 12:21
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Granted but you are not as cool as you think you are and everyone would know it.

I Wish I was as smart as some of you guys.

Wasting CPU Cycles since the 286 was a hot machine.
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Manticore Night
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Granted, your stuck in a coma.

I wish I could touch the sky!

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BearCDPOLD
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oops, posted at same time

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Ilya
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Granted, but your in a plane and you fall and die.

I wish everything was the way I wanted it to be.


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BearCDPOLD
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Granted, but you'll soon change your mind.

I wish I had a pizza.

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Preston C
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 12:50 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2004 12:50
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[edit] whoopsie, gotta edit that

Granted, but the pizza is moldier and more stale than one of my jokes.

I wish I could fight like Drizzt Do'Urden


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Manticore Night
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Posted: 23rd Aug 2004 13:00 Edited at: 23rd Aug 2004 13:01
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Granted, but I'm better than you.

I wish that I could sing "OOPS I DID IT AGAIN...."

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Zero Blitzt
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err, burnhard, no wish to be found in your post. So, continuing from Manticore...

Granted, but after the song is over you will never be able to use your voice box again.

I wish I had a metallic eye with sensors that could read temperature, X-rays, and other various stuff (like a telescope).

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Manticore Night
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Granted, but no girls will want to go out with a guy who looks like the terminator(well the inside part aleast).

I wish I was a woman !

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Good thing everyone here is a figment of my imagination.

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HZence
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Killswitch
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Granted, but then down becomes up, up becomes down and 1 now equals 0 so your computer gets so confused it blows up taking the universe with it.

I wish I wasn;t addiced to coffee.

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Surreal Studio IanG
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granted, but then you become a tea addict and you die a slow and painful death.

i wish i could fly


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Granted! But then u can never land!

I wish I was on a holiday on some paradise island with my favourite Boy friend.
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Damokles
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Granted, but all your other boyfriends would stalk you, and Tatu would always be around.


I wish I was the best programmer of this forum

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