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Teh Go0rfmeister
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Posted: 17th Sep 2004 04:58
sky 1, thursday nights, 8 pm (UK)

so, 4 mins until i have to leave the pc and watch this gr8 show, its like the jackass but science based. im askin what your favourite moments from the show are.

i think my favourite is the sub-sonic sound that gives people diahhrea (sp?), did any of u viewers try it out?

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Posted: 17th Sep 2004 05:04 Edited at: 17th Sep 2004 05:04
Ah, Brainiac. Top stuff. Just to be on the safe side I turned the sound down Was my best jeans....

I liked the bit where they got a load of Brianacs to touch an electric fence. Then tried mucking about with them. Stand in line holding hands, all standing on asbestos tiles. The one on the end held the electric fence, and the one on the other end stepped onto the grass. Stuff like that. Was very funny.

Oh, and fat guy/ thin guy is also really funny.

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Posted: 17th Sep 2004 05:23
Top stuff indeed.

That sound did nothing to me

My favourite moment was either the homemade hovercraft or the caravan blown up when the guy charged himself up with static.

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Posted: 17th Sep 2004 05:54
ooo... i gotta find out how to make that sound

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Posted: 17th Sep 2004 05:56
what is this 'mystic sound'?

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Posted: 17th Sep 2004 06:15
I personally like the 30mins of Porn = 30mins of Exercise... the Fat and Thin man things were cool too


Teh Go0rfmeister
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those women too.... ooooooooooo

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Isn't the "sound" the legendary one which loosens your bowels? There was a story years ago about some radio station in europe that broadcast it (doubt if Brainiacs actually did) and caused all their listeners to have bowel movements. ie. they filled their cegs. Good old mucking around with sound. Anyone remember that picture from years ago of that bridge being warped (moved like a fast river) because of the sound of the wind through the structure or somesuch? Very very very likely, but possible with the exact cicumstances. Reminds me of a story from france, where this totally straight road was getting loads and loads of accidents. Turns out that it was *just* right at a certain time of the year, at a certain time of the day, with certain weather patterns, and the speed limit of the road, that basically the trees had grown to an level in the past couple of years where the sun would blink at a certain rate (going behind the trees) to cause people to have epilectic attacks. Tops. They put in a different speed limit and the problem went away.

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Posted: 17th Sep 2004 22:27
It was the bridge of Tacoma :


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Posted: 17th Sep 2004 22:47
Tacoma in Washington? I recall driving through, it wasn't that bad

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Posted: 17th Sep 2004 22:51
loll, after such a warp, I suppose that they rebuild it correctly, in a way it doesn't distord anymore

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Posted: 18th Sep 2004 02:54
dazzag are u a schitzo?

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Quote: "dazzag are u a schitzo?"
Shawaddywaddy? Eh? Listen bananabreath, if I was I'd be changing my attitude as often as.... you F**KING B**TARD YOU!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME NAMES?????? And you such a nice friend... come to think of it you still are.... want all my money and my car? Or not because I hate you.... and by I hate you, I mean I love you... erm....

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Oh yeah, and yeah, that's the bridge.

Would be a cool drive to work on that bridge. Holding it together doing a tonne (100mph) would work the old 4x4 overtime methinks (think Subaru Turbo sport car effort, not lumpy school carrying enormous landrover sadness).

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Posted: 18th Sep 2004 04:46
In fact every object has his own frequency to begin to warp ... so you can do it with anything
You just have to find the right settings and good material (which may be too expensive for most bridges)

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Posted: 18th Sep 2004 04:51
Talking of frequencies, anybody see them break a wine glass using a rock band with the volume up to high? (the note's a G by the way)

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Posted: 18th Sep 2004 04:52
They gave it the shape of a wing, so instead of fighting the wind it uses the wind to stay rigid (althgough ccan do so without it). I can't remember if it's this brigde that was the first to have this, but it's deffinatly what started it.

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no, it's not the first bridge .... There was another brudge that broke because of Napoleon's troops march frequency

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Posted: 18th Sep 2004 05:02 Edited at: 18th Sep 2004 05:03
Sound had nothing to do with the Tacoma Narrows bridge collapse. The wind and the badly designed/non-existant aerodynamics of the bridge caused the bridge roadway to begin oscillating whenever the wind of a certain speed steadily passed the bridge - eventually the bridge ripped itself apart due to the unforseen stresses.


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Posted: 18th Sep 2004 05:23
Quote: "no, it's not the first bridge .... There was another brudge that broke because of Napoleon's troops march frequency"


thats why when crossing bridges soldiers get to walk normally, lucky them

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Posted: 18th Sep 2004 05:24
Quote: "Talking of frequencies, anybody see them break a wine glass using a rock band with the volume up to high? (the note's a G by the way)"


heh, i was watchin that, shoulda warned us about the fact our own glasses might shatter

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Did that happen to you?

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Posted: 18th Sep 2004 15:15 Edited at: 18th Sep 2004 15:17
Here's the brown noise:
http://www.techlar.com/fractals/music/brown.wav
I would've put it in the source box and lied about what it was if HTML worked.
[EDIT]It seemed to do something but my volume was low.

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^decides NOT to click the link^

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Posted: 19th Sep 2004 05:52
Wait it doesn't work.
It's just a math thingy.
The brown noise is "between 10.5 and 16 Hz".

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Posted: 19th Sep 2004 07:32
human ears cant hear below 20Hz- just for anyone that missed that point.

theres other used for sub-sonic sound too. they did an experiment in a church where a low note was played on a pipe organ, and whenever that note was played, the mood of the ppl in the church suddenly became uber-somber, and they all cheered up when the not wasnt played, even though they couldnt hear the sound. some scientists reckon that the subconcius part of our brain can interpret sounds far bellow our conscius hearing level- well whatever, back to the topic of those lovelly women

and i wanna see them try out a floppy disk bomb too. maybe i should write in...

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Posted: 19th Sep 2004 08:40
Yes, but that sound will make your bowels open.

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anyone know of a link to that sound? hehehe.... our school PA system is just an extension with a password I think, and I know someone who could get me that password sooooo...Hehe, It'd make a great last day of school prank...

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Posted: 19th Sep 2004 12:47
No.
Just remember, you can't hear it, but you'll crap your pants.
Anyone know how to make sounds below 37 Hz?
And is there a -10 Hz?

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Quote: "Anyone know how to make sounds below 37 Hz?"


I don't think computers can, but you could make it with a simple electric circuit.

Quote: "And is there a -10 Hz?"


no, you can't have -10 Hz. Hertz, or Hz, is a measure of cycles per second. You cannot have a negative number of cycles per second.


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Quote: "I don't think computers can, but you could make it with a simple electric circuit."

Umm... how?
I have 2 555 timers and a speaker(I think that's all I need).
But I can't figure out how to change hz.

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I have no idea. Its been so long since I've done any electronics


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I know we could let the speakers send out some sounds with specific frequencies with QBASIC.

This was the command : SOUND x,y
x for the frequency
y for the time the sound shall be played


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lol, i should let that rip in the school's library, HILARIUS!!! tho that means i'd have to leg it out of the room while the sound loads up. lucky the school computers are so slow.

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Posted: 19th Sep 2004 21:46
Got to this topic a bit late -

1. You can create infrasonic noise from your P.C. using any basic wave editor (there are free ones you can download). Just create a sine wave with a frequency of less than 20Hz and save as a .wav. Then play it through your speakers.

2. Sorry - this 'brown noise' idea is nonsense! I frequently use a range of infrasonic noises to demonstrate vibrations to whole classes of children - and we've never had any sticky moments! The principle is flawed in so many ways I don't know where to start.


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Quote: "1. You can create infrasonic noise from your P.C. using any basic wave editor (there are free ones you can download). Just create a sine wave with a frequency of less than 20Hz and save as a .wav. Then play it through your speakers."


depends on what frequencies ur speakers can play

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Funny thread I found:-

http://www.musiciansnews.com/16/1609990663786.shtml

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Quote: "(there are free ones you can download)"

Where???

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www.google.com

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Quote: "There is no actual \"brown noise\" BUT there is a riot control weapon which is still under development which releases an incredibly low sound, its not humanly audible, but when the machine is on, you will piss and <censored> yourself"


LOL!

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Its a shame that the brown noise doesn't work. After watching the program I was hoping to make a survival horror game that would play it at scary points!


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Posted: 21st Sep 2004 04:10
I don't have sky, but I found this torrent on the net. I think it is what you are talking about. Soooooooo.......

How do you get this torrent to work?

I have no torrent software.....(What's a torrent?)


http://www.torrentreactor.net/torrents/view_24252

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for those of you saying it didnt work for you, have you made sure your speakers can play the sound?

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My speakers have a high chance of playing it, But I don't fancy clicking the link... I wonder why ?
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If A normal speaker can play it than a pc speaker can.
If it can't, it must be your sound card.

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Quote: "If A normal speaker can play it than a pc speaker can.
If it can't, it must be your sound card."


Yeah, my sound card had this label <BROWN-NOISE-PROOF>, it assures you, that such a sound can not be played with this sound card.

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thing is econo-speakers are cheap enough to only generate sounds well within human hearing range, same applies for the sound card probably, while the brown noise is outside it

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My soundcard and speakers:

SB Live! Series
Advent speakers.

My sound card doesn't look cheap because it can handle 5 speakers.

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Posted: 21st Sep 2004 07:29
Can't incredibly low frequency sounds give you brain damage or something? I know they can cause some sort of damage (apart from crapping yourself).

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