Dear: To whom it may concern
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] 1337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Other
[x] All of the above
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a DB vs Blitz thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted a Windows vs Linux thread
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomGame) vs (InserOtherRandomGame) thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Apple's ass
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Microsoft's ass
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Linus Torvald's ass
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't bothered to search the forums for your answer before posting
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE IN CAPS
[ ] You wasted punctuation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[x] All of the above
In Punishment, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Take a bath with your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevent
[ ] Just go look for your answer on Google, because everyone already knows the answer but you
[ ] Surrender any and all Apple products
[ ] Become Mike Tyson's love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apoligize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[x] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow Me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never Post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] STFU * GTFO
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[x] All of the above
My...that was much easier...and faster too!...
Mr. Duck...........Quack!
<this was actually really funny...good thing everybody's a friend right?...right?...uhh....>
Quack!
(Daffy Duck and the Aflac Duck are no relation)
