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Geek Culture / What has happened to Cats these days? *sigh*

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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 25th Feb 2005 07:28
Yes, I mentioned that on the first page.

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Benjamin
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Posted: 25th Feb 2005 08:04
Indeed you did.


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 26th Feb 2005 02:19
If you let go of the controller during the Catwomen game and wait a while, you get to see a very weird video of Halle Berry licking herself.

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Posted: 26th Feb 2005 04:19
Quote: "Ehem, you claimed that cats need to be taught how to hunt."

Indeed - whilst they may be natural born killers, the mother cat still needs to teach them things.
There is a nice big section on it in my cat encylopedia, if you want me to type it out for you.

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Posted: 26th Feb 2005 05:41
Quote: "There is a nice big section on it in my cat encylopedia, if you want me to type it out for you."

Please do. Our cat was brought to us because it was found on the side of a river, it had been abandoned by its mother. Still, 1.5 years on and its catching these huge rat-like things.


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Posted: 26th Feb 2005 16:34
Even better, I've scanned it in.

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Posted: 26th Feb 2005 16:35 Edited at: 26th Feb 2005 16:37
It has less about hunting than I thought, but it does slightly mention it.

From The Encylopedia Of Cats by Michael Pollard

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Posted: 26th Feb 2005 16:43
Dogs Unite!!!

Cats are still cool...

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Posted: 26th Feb 2005 16:46 Edited at: 26th Feb 2005 16:55
Dogs are okay - cats are better though.

Its a pretty good book, by the way. Doesn't quite go into enough detail in some places, but there you go.

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Quote: " Dogs are okay - cats are better though."

You do mean for hamburgers, right? Dogburgers suck.

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Hot dogs are good.

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Posted: 26th Feb 2005 18:47
Yes, but they're made of chicken/turkey/cattle/pork...

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Posted: 26th Feb 2005 20:03
I'm sure in China they are made out of dog...

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Posted: 26th Feb 2005 20:34
Either way, dogs weren't designed for feeding on. Cats on the other hand...

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Posted: 26th Feb 2005 21:57
Hey! I have a similar book, but its about birds. Its the same format and everything. Anyway, what does that say, that "between two and.."?
Because if that says months then that proves my point, because when we found our cat, it was only about a month old. Thats very nice that the mother teaches them to hunt, but its not always necessary, as proved by one of our cats.


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Quote: "MY cat is useless too, though not fat. she has a problem with hittting the litter box, so we keep her in a downstairs room. she also is an ungrateful phsyco cat. once, i asked for her to be let out, so we did, and she went and pooped on one of my CDs, and my user manual to my computer. she also encourages petting, then bites or claws you, just as you let your guard down. i hate cats."


Exactly what my cat does

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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 27th Feb 2005 03:13
Quote: "Either way, dogs weren't designed for feeding on. Cats on the other hand..."

Ever wondered what guitar strings are (or were once) made from?

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Posted: 27th Feb 2005 03:45
Mouse must have felt very uncomfortable posting in this thread.

My cat only attacks things that move, and aren't 10 times her size.

My other cat would play with the mice until they were bleeding through their face, and their legs off and such.



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Posted: 27th Feb 2005 08:57
Quote: "Ever wondered what guitar strings are (or were once) made from?"

I know violins contained cat skin, but I think guitar strings are too streched to be made of skin/fur. Then again, I don't play the guitar so I wouldn't know.

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Posted: 27th Feb 2005 09:15
I caught one of our cats eating a bird last night. I heard this crunching sound, and I looked down, and there was sweep eating a small bird. When I got to it, only its tail was left


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Posted: 27th Feb 2005 10:31
My parental units stepped in one of my cat's presents once.



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Posted: 27th Feb 2005 10:34
Were they killed for their inscolence?

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Posted: 27th Feb 2005 10:35
They were spared, considering they were parental units. I doubt they'll be given a second chance though.



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Posted: 27th Feb 2005 10:38
Well, what about a rebellion, if the overlords found one of thoose would the people/cats/dogs in that be spared?

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Posted: 27th Feb 2005 10:40
1. Cat's don't rebel.
2. Dogs aren't given chances.
3. What are these "people" you speak of?



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Posted: 28th Feb 2005 05:18
ummm...you, for one...

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Posted: 28th Feb 2005 05:43
cats are cool and stupid our cats are lazy but they will catch a mouse just to have fun in there dull boring life of lseep and leisure
infact here is a pic of the two cats i have

(i never could get the calico to stay still(stupid cat))

quit hiting the computer; computers can only do what they are told so we must be telling them to do wrong things

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Posted: 28th Feb 2005 05:44
and my other cat
who is a professional photo taker

quit hiting the computer; computers can only do what they are told so we must be telling them to do wrong things

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Benjamin
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Posted: 28th Feb 2005 06:55 Edited at: 28th Feb 2005 06:56
MEEEOWW! It looks a bit like spike.


SPHIKE!!


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O.K...

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SHPIIIKE! Why's he pulling that face?




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I have a cat the stpuid thing dosen't want anything to do with you untill you go to sleep then it comes and wakes you up biteing you. It also pounced a lit bottle rocket once and we had to go to the vet.

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Quote: "The mice were beaten to death with a empty box of chicken nuggets"


so its empty, but has chicken nuggets inside?

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don't be pedantic...that's my job...

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Quote: "don't be pedantic...that's my job..."


and i thought your job was to post things about cats in my story thread...

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No no no, my part-time job is to cause cats pain in your story

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Oh...why not do it again?

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Quote: "my part-time job is to cause cats pain in your story"

I wonder if that pack of lions I saw two days ago like eating glow-fish.

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Nah they don't, I asked them earlier

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Avan Madisen
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It's probably your gas problem.

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too much coke ya see

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Benjamin
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Don't talk about drugs here please.


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I think he mean't coke-cola! That definately gives you gas!

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amen.

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Me: No kidding.
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From t3h AUP:
Quote: "Do not involve or advocate illegal activities (including piracy)
You alone are fully responsible for the ENTIRE content of your messages"


Well I'm not doing coke on the forum (or ever) so that doesn't matter

Also, what if an evil possessed mod mods it, can you be responsable for that too? (not that that would happen, the mods are well picked here )

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Of course they are well picked. Although not well picked enough obviously, otherwise I would be a mod too.


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Avan Madisen
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Quote: "what if an evil possessed mod mods it"

I don't think a mod doing that would be a mod for very long, activities like that would eventually be discovered.

We're going off-topic here, aren't we supposed to be argueing about cats?

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Posted: 12th Mar 2005 07:11
I thought arguing about big tasty neofish would tickle your fancy more.


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Avan Madisen
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Posted: 12th Mar 2005 07:24
No, that's for the story thread.

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Sure thing Arnold.


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