Mine just goes into a fit saying "You have a phone call!". It's pretty annoying so I keep it on vibrate... Saying that, it pales into significance to that f**king frog!?!£$!$!£! Mellowing out now; just put on some Chicago on the MP3. Gotta love cheese.
Oooooohhh, baby please don't go.... no, must resist adding frog lyrics... little blue b**tard...
Oh, and just be glad that your hard earned tax pounds (or dollars) is helping Chav t**sers buy the frog ring tone for the 11th time. They of course can have that extra time resting in their Kappa Slappa tracksuits watching Trisha and repeats of footballer's wives all day, to then re-energise to listen to frog (now known as FFF - F**king Frog F**ker...) before spending more of your well earned. Bloody FFF.... If you are too young to be directly effected by tax, then something to look forward to there
Just glance at some of your neighbours on a day off. Still around in the middle of the day are they? Holding more than one ciggie butt in their hands at one time are they? Screaming kids around their legs (even though they are like 16 themselves)? Chavtastic mate, and their sizing you up on how much tax you can get them once you leave school
God, that FFF gets you down....
And yes, by dissing frog he will become more powerful than you can ever imagine. You are weak old man. He is your froggy father.
Cheers
Ps. dadadatadatata, always on my mind, tumdetum, good olde Chicago for a stop to a bloody rampage. Ang on... next album clicked in... MegaDeth... Ooopppss...
I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing