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DarkBASIC Professional Discussion / DB Pro Haikus

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ZomBfied
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Posted: 19th Feb 2003 07:43
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I hate db bugs
I wait for ever for patch
I still keep waiting.


It is really fast
With not too many objects
It is super fast

In the retro comp
There are many projects, and
My favorite is "Pong."

Ok let's see yours!
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Posted: 19th Feb 2003 09:07
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I like this Forum
Alas their is a problem
The text is slanted

My sight is blurry
I have coded all night long
I need coffee

The time draws nearer
The retro contest will end
I did not enter

Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a man?
Or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of samishi?
Never assume that what you see or feel is real.
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Duffer
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Posted: 20th Feb 2003 01:46
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The eye slips
Letters on a screen
Deformed
I must sleep now.

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hexGEAR
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Posted: 20th Feb 2003 01:50
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my head hurts
music too loud
i need painkillers

bug in my code
can't be bothered to find it
find and complete it later

i'm entering the contest
seen loads of good games
mine is still crap

your birth was a blessing, sent to live and die on earth as a lesson, we each have a star all you have to do is find it, once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded - DMX
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ZomBfied
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I believe its gotta be 5/7/5 syllables
eg...

The first line is five.
The second line is seven.
The last line is five.

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Posted: 20th Feb 2003 05:49
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Yeah, I thought everyone knew that.

My sight is blurry
I have coded all night long
I need some coffee

Hope the edit button is fixed soon

Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a man?
Or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of samishi?
Never assume that what you see or feel is real.
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Steverino
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Posted: 21st Feb 2003 05:18
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Project gathers dust
yet there's somehow always time
to visit Forum

Surrealist writing toy -- http://www.iconpoet.com
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ZomBfied
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Posted: 21st Feb 2003 05:35
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lmao
True true.

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darkCorridor
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I am still a noob
Oh sh*t error at line 2
hmm theres only one line

[br]mikey
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ZomBfied
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Posted: 21st Feb 2003 17:51
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In a program with
Six hundred sixty-five lines
Error of the Beast!

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Posted: 21st Feb 2003 18:44
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DarkCorridor, the last line has too many syllables. Only is two syllables.

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TogaMario
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In kitchen is cat
Hear loud noise
"Cup hockey"

Beer in hand
Drunk coder
Writers block

Clone is bad
World hates
DBPro agrees

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Posted: 21st Feb 2003 19:21
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What the hell are those? They're not even close, do you even know what a Haiku is?

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TogaMario
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Posted: 21st Feb 2003 19:38
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nope

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TogaMario
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lines with 5/7/5 syllables? lol, now that i've read the other post ...

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ZomBfied
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Cat in the Kitchen
I heard something crashing loud
Is it "Cup Hokey?"

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TogaMario
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yeah, i ripped that one from an e-mail ... good save though

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