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Deep Thought 42
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This is a simple proof on how girls are evil:

Given: girls= time x money, time=money, money=evil^1/2 (root of evil)

Prove: girls=evil

1)girls= time x money
2)money = time
3)girls = money^2
4)money = evil^1/2
5)girls = (evil^1/2)^2
6)girls = evil

Proof girls are evil!!! (sorry to any females on this forum)

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Tinkergirl
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Of course we're evil! Who on earth ever said we weren't!

Bad girls have much more fun
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Fallout
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That's a wannabie badgirl right there.

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Peter H
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Posted: 6th Oct 2005 00:51 Edited at: 6th Oct 2005 00:52
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this has been posted before..but not by itself like this

sorry ur not comedian!

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Deep Thought 42
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Its not like I go back and read old threads anyway.

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hahahah i am luaging, but it is a fake luagh

If you're so smart, why are you reading my post?
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Mattman
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RPGamer posted this before. Loser.
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hmm...... dont quit your day job buddy

you dont beat the system. the system beats you.
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TDP Enterprises
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any1 that thinks girls r evil...doesnt have a gf...

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Quote: " any1 that thinks girls r evil...doesnt have a gf..."

anyone that says "gf" and means "girlfriend", doesn't have a girlfriend

anyone who spells "anyone" "any1" is an idiot
anyone who spells "are" "r" needs to go back to school

and the next person to say "sorry ur not comedian!" or anything like unto it, is automatically an idiot

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TDP Enterprises
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i think someone needs a hug...

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Actually, weather or not the first post is funny; reading through this thread is hilarious.

Quote: "any1 that thinks girls r evil...doesnt have a gf..."

You, obviously, know very few people with girlfriends. And Word has this wonderful feature that checks your spelling.

Deep Thought 42: Your logic is odd, but you’re right. I know many, many girls who act evil and openly admit that they are.
But then again many of the girls I hang out with ARE rather crazy... one of them changed her name over the summer for no apparent reason, and another one I know who writes articles for a magazine often lists ways to pull life threatening pranks without being caught. But compared to what the guy friends talk about...

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Quote: " i think someone needs a hug..."

I also think someone needs a dictionary...



Quote: "But then again many of the girls I hang out with ARE rather crazy..."

you hang out with the wrong crowd...

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i truly doubt that anyone with a girlfriend truly believes that they are evil.

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thank you

now i'm happy

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Posted: 6th Oct 2005 03:56
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Joel

SORRY UR NOT COMEDIAN

either

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Finally someone who knows how I feel when "ppl tlk lik this"

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dnt no wat u mean...

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LMAOOOOOO
Sry, bt its fk lol

UR NO FNYMN!!!


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Quote: "UR NO FNYMN!!!"
bak @chya good ol' buudy ol' pal

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Quote: "bak @chya good ol' buudy ol' pal"

kan ene1 tranzate dat fo me?

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Quote: "sorry ur not comedian!"

Quote: "hahahah i am luaging, but it is a fake luagh "

Quote: "Joel

SORRY UR NOT COMEDIAN

either"

Quote: "Sry, bt its fk lol"


No, no, no and no. Damnit people get it right!

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Quote: "you hang out with the wrong crowd..."

I do... but the other crowds are even weirder... Everyone at my high school is crazy in their own special way. And I don't hang out with Goths, if that's what you're thinking.

Quote: "i truly doubt that anyone with a girlfriend truly believes that they are evil."

Doubt away, but you're still wrong. It's surprisingly easy to love someone and still believe they're evil, even if not all the time.

Then again, depending on what you consider evil, everyone on this thread could easily be considered evil for posting here.

TDP: this is off topic, but I'm very interested. Someone once asked you how many games you've made, and you ignored them. I'd like to know. If you've made some why haven't you posted them here? You said you'd been using db since 2002, so I'm sure you must have made at least one game...

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this post was a mistake. Mods please lock this.

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Posted: 6th Oct 2005 05:25 Edited at: 6th Oct 2005 05:25
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My wife fully admits to being evil. She says its not because she's female, its because she is naturally ginger

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The forum can't go 6 hours without brewing a retarded thread.


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Well thats what you get on an "general talk" forum... altho this is far from general.

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SORRY UR NOT COMEDIEN

Did I get it right? I didn't pay attention to how he spelled it on the original post.


Girls are evil teases is what they are. They lure you in, then once they find out your program computers...BAM! GONE! Dust...no trace.

Here's a weird conversation. I was talking to a girl at this weekend camp thing, and I mentioned I remember seeing her as an officer at school's national honor's society. She said, "Oh, you probably think I'm a b****."
I replied, "Er, no. (?)" She was actually rather nice, and then there'd be periods where she wasn't(complete opposite actually), maybe bipolar?

/randombull


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i like to eat

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Posted: 6th Oct 2005 14:09 Edited at: 6th Oct 2005 14:10
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Quote: " SORRY UR NOT COMEDIEN

Did I get it right? I didn't pay attention to how he spelled it on the original post."

Thank god I have finally found someone who can do it right.
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Quote: "Here's a weird conversation. I was talking to a girl at this weekend camp thing, and I mentioned I remember seeing her as an officer at school's national honor's society. She said, "Oh, you probably think I'm a b****."
I replied, "Er, no. (?)" She was actually rather nice, and then there'd be periods where she wasn't(complete opposite actually), maybe bipolar?"

I've run into a few girls like that too.... they seem really nice, and then they say something weird like that when you're talking to them

me: so, do you have any pets? cats, dogs...?
her: uhm one cat.. you probally think I'm a slut, don't you?
me: what? no, of course not. (thinking to my self, wtf?)
her: well, why are you talking to me?

Conversation went downhill from there.


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Posted: 6th Oct 2005 14:51 Edited at: 6th Oct 2005 14:52
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Oh my, so funny. Someone says something, and then if it's not hugely funny you all regurgitate some harmless quote from a Italian guy who's done more with DBPro than anyone posting here.

Let's see some of your jokes typed in Italian then he can come along and tell you if your comedien or not. Show some freakin respect newbies.


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Erm.. I think you are on the wrong thread. Either that or you don't know what you are talking about.

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Van-B, you need more sleep.


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Posted: 6th Oct 2005 15:24 Edited at: 6th Oct 2005 15:24
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# of 'Ur not comedien' quotes = 4

I'm not even gonna try and count how many of that quote is in the 'idiotic quotes' thread.

I may need more sleep, or maybe I'm just tired of reading that same quote over and over and over. Really, is that quote like the funniest thing that's ever happend to you guys?.


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Quote: "# of 'Ur not comedien' quotes = 4"

Ohhhhh you are talking about the Bosnian guy that insulted everyone that tried to help him. I would really like to see some of this 'stuff' he has done with DBP.

Quote: "Really, is that quote like the funniest thing that's ever happend to you guys?."

Honestly, does it matter?

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Are you sure?

I thought that was Ermes (Italian dude who made Sunday Drivers etc) - if I'm mistaken then damn I am trully sorry - I always thought that quote was from Ermes' pre-leaving thread.

Sorry.


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Hahahaha its ok, I forgive you. See the attached file.

Oh and also, I think everyone has started saying it because I started quoting stuff from that thread quite recently. Don't blame everyone else, they can't help wanting to be as cool and popular as me.

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I started quoting it - and you copied me. Stinking French-English types.

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You started doing it on MSN actually.. I started it on the forums.

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You're both cheesebags to put it bluntly.


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lol, had no idea it was from ermes...or i wouldn't have quoted it

i loved his sunday panzer game (was the first to beat it booyah!)

too bad he had to leave in such a manner

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Quote: "sorry ur not comedian!"


Neither are you.

Quote: "girls are evil"


Girls are HOT!, but where you got evil from that's entirly, weird!


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Quote: "Girls are HOT!"


Clearly you have never been to my college.

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Quote: "Quote: "Girls are HOT!"

Clearly you have never been to my college."

yeah, you wouldn't think girls are hot.

Quote: "Quote: "sorry ur not comedian!"

Neither are you."

and neither are you

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Quote: "yeah, you wouldn't think girls are hot."
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Not around here , seen like 4 or 5 that are actually hot since i've been here, which is very sad.

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Quote: "Not around here , seen like 4 or 5 that are actually hot since i've been here, which is very sad."

those were men

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Once you're married you'll discover that women are in fact evil.

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Quote: "Girls are HOT!"


Quote: "Clearly you have never been to my college."


Clearly he's never been to North America!


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Quote: "Clearly he's never been to North America!"


Agreed. The best are from Asia

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