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DarkBASIC Professional Discussion / Howdy have a question for you all......

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SmartAss
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Posted: 29th Aug 2002 07:29
Ok I was surprised when I stopped by to go check out the good ol' DB forums and cause some havoc, pain and suffering that they had DBpro. I was like wow totaly kick a and dollar signs. But then noticed the price and was like wow if I buy that then I wont be able to buy a new wife from russia(half price at www.halfpricedruddianbrides.com they are slightly bruised but hey still good) So then I looked around and saw that they had a discount for those who purchase DB. Now I'm thinking wow this lady at the russian bride site has nice teeth but I was also thinking its been like a really long time since I got DB(this was like before indi and GUY S. were even around were talking like version .2 was the newest one out) Now of course I dont have those emails any more to comfirm this since all those email accounts were closed down because of all the shaved hamster porn I had stored on them. So do they still have the order information? I can provide anything they need even a slightly bruised and used russian wife and some nude photos of me and the guy who programmed blitz basic(mark somthing ?shilby?) So to summerize this whole thing and put what I was trying to say in a nutshell; Does anyone know where I left my brain?
AlecM
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Posted: 29th Aug 2002 09:31
you dissapoint me, that site does not exist.

Goto http://www.shellshockede.com
Dazzag
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Posted: 29th Aug 2002 13:36
Damn it... will have to resort to www.fullpricerussianbrides.com... bugger...

Cheers

Alternatively adopt a kid and goto http://www.findaupair.co.uk/

Tis amazing what you get through email these days...

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SmartAss
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Posted: 29th Aug 2002 17:19
lol well can anyone answer my question? I actually really do want to know what my options are. AS for the russian brides they appear to have went out of business after I bought up all there stock.

IAK
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Posted: 29th Aug 2002 22:00
hi,
i would have thought that DBS would still have a record of u, but if not then u can always send them ur manual cover to qualify for the upgrade.

- IAK

http://www.iakstudios.com
Dazzag
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Posted: 30th Aug 2002 02:08
Options? I only picked up on the URL there SmartAss. Ultra quick responses to URL addresses embedded in loads of text. Evolved from years of using the internet, and originated from knowing when one of those subtitled/dubbed movies were going to be a "duffer" within 5 minutes, then switch over and watch the South Bank Show (just incase) instead of wasting my time.... erm....

Cheers

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Dazzag
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Posted: 30th Aug 2002 02:11
Oh and you left your brain in my duffel bag about 20 years ago when I hurt my finger on it while on a school trip to a miniture village somewhere near Leeds.... damn, these laptop keyboards really screw up your typing.... I meant to type : yes, if you ordered DB through DB site then they should remember you and not have to worry about manual cover. Like me.

Cheers

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SmartAss
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Posted: 30th Aug 2002 05:48
Well lol manual cover? Man I never got no manual cover anyways. I got a freaking CD in a case and little green(I think it was green) paper thanking me for getting DB or somthing.

Dazzag
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Posted: 30th Aug 2002 13:20
Ah yes the original one. Yeah, lost my letter welcoming me to amazing new world of programming (been doing it for 20 years, but nevermind) a while back. Didn't you upgrade to the box version then?

Cheers

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DeathShadow
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Posted: 30th Aug 2002 14:46
Forget www.halfpricedruddianbrides.com and www.fullpricerussianbrides.com - order a bottled cat from www.bonsaikitten.com (warning: this make cause you to involuntaraly say 'wot the f**k'!!!)

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AlecM
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Posted: 30th Aug 2002 20:44
ill check that out when i get home from work

Goto http://www.shellshockede.com
Dazzag
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Posted: 31st Aug 2002 02:41
Man, time to go back to the happy pills... this thread is just too hard to read back...

Cheers

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rapscaLLion
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Posted: 31st Aug 2002 03:07
ok the whole bonsai kitten thin gis really f*cked up...

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rapscaLLion
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Posted: 31st Aug 2002 03:10
although it may be interesting to attempt to duplicate the bonsai kitten effect in DB... j/k

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DeathShadow
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Posted: 31st Aug 2002 03:18
are people really sick enough to do that to kittens or did sum1 put it up as a joke????????????????

p.s. kittens aint as good as pussies

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AlecM
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Posted: 31st Aug 2002 07:58
oh god! thats terrible, and terribly funny also, i was dissapointed that there were no russian brides.

Goto http://www.shellshockede.com
SmartAss
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Posted: 2nd Sep 2002 22:29
http://www.BonsaiRussianBrides.com ?

rapscaLLion
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Posted: 2nd Sep 2002 22:54
rofl

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Fallout
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Posted: 3rd Sep 2002 03:38
I think bonsai kittens are real actually. There's lot of fucked up things going on in foreign countries that shock us.

As for that website, it's one big joke. The whole thing is a piss take. You only have to read the guestbook to see all the piss take messages in there to see it's a con.
"My kitty used to be a trapazoid, but the corner is failing and now I fear it's becoming a parellelogram. Please help!"
"Your kitty's shape has a life time warrenty. Send it back and we'll ensure it retains it's shape."
blah blah. Not the exact words, but how much of a piss take is that?

And for any mathematicians, how the hell can a trapazoid morph into a parellelogram anyway? hehe.

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