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Oddmind
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Rules : describe something you cant do with only one arm, then back it up by something you CAN do with only one arm.

You cant press CTRL ALT DELETE with only one arm.

You CAN be the drummer for Def Lepperd with only one arm.

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Benjamin
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You can't write rofldonut as fast as with both arms.

You CAN write stupid threads with only one arm.

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Peter H
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you can't win the swimming competition with only one arm

you CAN drown with one arm... oh... wait....


Quote: "You cant press CTRL ALT DELETE with only one arm."

umm... well.. i can... (my keyboard has duplicates of both cntrl and alt )

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Quote: "umm... well.. i can.."

That's a thought, so can I.

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Posted: 13th Feb 2006 01:14 Edited at: 13th Feb 2006 01:15
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On Standard keyboards you can press Ctrl+Alt+Del with one arm... atleast in america.

Edit: I shoulda refreshed before posting after i went to get a drink...

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Posted: 13th Feb 2006 01:35 Edited at: 13th Feb 2006 01:36
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Quote: "You cant press CTRL ALT DELETE with only one arm"

uses left hand to press CTRL and ALT, uses tongue to press delete....

No wait I did it with my tongue woooooooooooooooot!

Well you can't juggle with one arm, unless you are that good

you can't talk on the phone and channel flick whilst flipping a pancake with one arm


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You know, the people in this forum aren't looking for some gimmick post. Some of them are interesting, like the Post Your Desktop one, but this isn't.

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EDIT: Yea If you dont like it go away. Dont bitch to me about it

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You can't juggle with one arm.

You can punch somebody in the face with one arm.


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Quote: "EDIT: Yea If you dont like it go away. Dont bitch to me about it"


I'm not, I'm just bitching in your general direction.

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you cant eat a hamburger and frenchfries at the SAME time with one arm, you can with 2hands

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^^^ Unless your like me and go for the double artery clog and put the fries on the hamburger. XD do that when im in a hurry.

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Posted: 13th Feb 2006 04:00 Edited at: 13th Feb 2006 04:01
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Quote: "You cant press CTRL ALT DELETE with only one arm."


O Rly?



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you cant press and hold 6 from the number Pad and press 9 on the number line above the letters at the same time!

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Quote: "you cant press and hold 6 from the number Pad and press 9 on the number line above the letters at the same time!"


O Rly?



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Shutup you have big hands ><

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how about press the left ctrl button and the right top of your keyboard with only one hand beat that

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i forgot i have laptop, my delete button is at the very right top of it, and i have a widescreen. I can reach 1 octave and 4 white keys on a regular sized piano, and i cant do CTRL ALT DEL on mine.

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Posted: 13th Feb 2006 04:36 Edited at: 13th Feb 2006 04:36
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Quote: "how about press the left ctrl button and the right top of your keyboard with only one hand"


That's a tough one, but I think I can do it...



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Quote: "I can reach 1 octave and 4 white keys on a regular sized piano"

I demand photos

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All hail sirfire he is computer god! lol jk nice editted image but lets see you hold a cup in your hand and type " bloodeath " now thats near impossible

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You can't hug the world with one arm, but you can lock a thread...

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yeah

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Everytime you make a stupid thread like this, you make god cry.


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hehe. Spam in the place where I live! Spam at my office at work! - wierd al!

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Quote: "Quote: "I can reach 1 octave and 4 white keys on a regular sized piano"
I demand photos"


no camera but I do come from a line of pianists. I cant play piano that well but damn if I learned how .

now that i think of it, i can reach 4 but play 3 comfortably.

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Quote: "You cant press CTRL ALT DELETE with only one arm.
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you can if you use right ctrl and right alt along with delete.

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clap hands.
spank the monkey....oh wait ....yes you can.
and i can control alt delete in the uk.

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Course you can. Poster just forgot alt and ctl are repeated on the right. That or has always been using the "normal" way of CTRL+ALT+DEL (like most of us always have) and just didn't think the keys on the right would work in the same way. You know, total habit stuff. Like turning on the light in the bathroom in the middle of the day (when you leave the room).

Cheers

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@SirFire Bwahahaha. Genius.

Uhh, you can't play a two armed man in a play that has characters with two arms with one arm.

But you can be the star of the show in a play which has a one armed man in the lead role when no other people in the play have one arm if you have one arm.



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totally^

Yes,

You cant be a pitcher with one arm, but you can be a coach...

and you cant be a ref with one arm, cuz some of those signs require two hands crossing and so forth.

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I can do something really dirty with one hand...

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You can't get out of a second hand shop without someone cracking a joke.

But you can roam unchallenged in a leper colony.

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you can't shoot a shotgun at some babies with a decent amount of accuracy with one arm.

You can still kick them.

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Yea you can. Krazy Jimmy will demonstrate.



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EDIT: No, I DONT have any free time.

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you can pick your nose, scratch your ear and lick your little finger with one arm.

you can not drink coffè and change the channel on the tv at once with one arm, nor can you dodge a fall with skateboard with one arm as good as with two arms. yea i've sadly tried :/

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You can do anything with one arm that you can do with two, you just have to think laterally sometimes. Use Ctrl-Alt on the right side of the keyboard would be a good start. You could drive, even race, make games, become a pop star, work in movies, take ballet lessons and pretty much lead a normal life.

What you can't do is get away from prejudice.
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You can't wear a pair of gloves with one arm.

But you can wear the glove of whatever arm you have left.

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Quote: "You can do anything with one arm that you can do with two, you just have to think laterally sometimes. Use Ctrl-Alt on the right side of the keyboard would be a good start. You could drive, even race, make games, become a pop star, work in movies, take ballet lessons and pretty much lead a normal life."


Can you perform sign language with one hand?


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Hell! I know I cant!!! ...



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Alphabet signs only require one hand. You could theoretically spell out every single word you need to say with one hand.

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^^ good one.

You cant have uber micro with only one hand, therefore all the online FPS games are out of the way.

You CAN play MMO's with one hand... hell i played WOW with my toes one time to show my brother that it takes no skill whatsoever.

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You can't close a lock blade swiss army knife with one arm.

You can play a gameboy color game with one arm. Ah.. those were the days.

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you can have a knife fight with a switchblade with one hand

um.. you can drink a with one hand. and you can use a remote control and IM with one hand, so yea.. alot.

Dont code slowly be SWIFT about it!
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I can reach from "a" to the "e" an octave above with one arm...but I can't...umm...reach from here to West Islip with one arm.

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Quote: "you can not drink coffè and change the channel on the tv at once with one arm"

Yes you can if you leave the cup on the table and bow your head while switching the chanell.
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Quote: "You can do anything with one arm that you can do with two, you just have to think laterally sometimes. Use Ctrl-Alt on the right side of the keyboard would be a good start. You could drive, even race, make games, become a pop star, work in movies, take ballet lessons and pretty much lead a normal life.

What you can't do is get away from prejudice."


That was good.
We went to visit my Aunt, and she knew this guitar player who rocked the house with two missing fingers on his right hand (the one he presses down frets with). Then soon after my friend got the tips of his fingers chopped off in a lawn mower ( ) and so he converted all his games to exclusively use the mouse and the numpad (clicked with ring finger and pinky, hit numpad with thumb, forefinger and middle finger) and still sat at the top of the leaderboard when we played Counterstrike.


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you can have a shootout with one arm

Dont code slowly be SWIFT about it!
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With one arm you can be a GBA but you can't be a GP2X.

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