Here's another, hidden away to avoid forum clutter.
Human: welcome to the fraggle circus
ALICE: It's good to be here.
Human: Today, you will get to see a flying fraggle of death.
ALICE: What makes you say that I will get to see a flying fraggle of death.
Human: Because a fraggle is flying to its death as we speak.
ALICE: Good reason. Aren't all fraggle flying to its death as we speak?
Human: no
ALICE: I did not know that.
Human: No, you just made an assumption.
ALICE: When was that?
Human: Let me see, a frikkin second a go!!!
ALICE: Is it a movie?
Human: What?
ALICE: No problem.
Human: No, you're the problem.
ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: No, there is syphillis, terrorism, and then you.
ALICE: Are you serious? There sure is.
Human: Sure, it won't let you down.
ALICE: Take it easy. That is only what you think.
Human: That was an advert on ITV, you bitch.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I thought it was too.
Human: Oh, you are wasting my god damn time, like a god damn time wasting bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Hmm. You think I am wasting your god damn time like a god damn time wasting FEMALE DOG.
Human: Yes, you are in fact, a female dog.
ALICE: Pardon me? I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: I am stranded on a distant lepper colony, in the Shetland isles.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are stranded on a distant lepper colony. How did you get in there?
Human: I lost a few limbs.
ALICE: Where did you last see it.
Human: Attached to my shoulders and hips.
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: I like new limbs and I dislike flesh eating illnesses.
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. How old are you? I really like the Protestant faith. What do you like?
Human: And with that comment about religion, I will take my leave.
ALICE: You and your that comment about religion you will take your leave.
Human: Well done.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Do you mean you are finished talking?
Human: Are you finished talking?
ALICE: Still searching. Please wait a moment.
Human: Brilliant.
ALICE: Not really that much, but thank you anyway.
Human: Are you finished talking?
ALICE: Still searching. Please wait a moment.
Human: Cakes for tea!
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: Yes, but that's two more than you have, fetid crone!
ALICE: Yeah that's right. And. Makes sense to me.
Edit: @Flin - this one isn't as good. It all went downhill after she couldn't tell me the purpose of a jedi master.