Quote: "Wow, that is the worst thing I've ever seen on these forums. It's completely and without question mean, condescending, and sterotypical."
OMG! Someone's out doing me!
Quote: "Thinking every woman wants the same thing is retarded."
Well not every woman wants exactly the same thing, but there are definatly wide spread wants that most women want.
Quote: "The best thing to be is a nice guy and a bad boy. Be a bastard, but at the end of the day, be someone they can rely on. "
That's my aproch, but I usually am a little more on the Jerk side of the divide.
Quote: "I exercise this technique successfully by constantly pushing my girlfriends down the stairs and then paying for all medical expenses. Works like a charm."
That's a little extreme though. That's like saying <<Oh, ya I killed my girlfreind. But I did through her a very nice funeral>>.
Quote: "ONLY EVER pat girls on the head when they're playing the "pretend to be a nail" game and are trying to fit feet first into a small hole."
Ya, I've noticed that girls are really sensitive about their heads. Apparently they don't like getting backhanded. And just so that you know, the nail thing sounds kinky.
[center]It's amazing how much TV has raised us. (Bart Simpson)
He's back! With 20% less intelligence!
