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Kenjar
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If you were told there was only five minutes until the end of the world, how would you send them?

I lay upon my bed one bright clear night, and gazed upon the distant stars far above, then I thought... where the hell is my roof?
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Jeku
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This doesn't make sense. Send what? To who?


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Megaton Cat
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 01:39 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 01:41
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I would send them via Gmail or FedEx.
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Freddy 007
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I'd make my cat deliver... it...


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SpyDaniel
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Id have them lost in the mail room so I had longer to live.
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alex 1337
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i think he means spend
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ionstream
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Nah, send makes perfect sense to me.

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Saikoro
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I would send them to play with the children, of course.


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Hobgoblin Lord
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I would only spend 2.5 of them I'm sure the government will take the other 2.5.

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Xenocythe
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I would spend them getting prepared. The world can't just 'suddenly' end, but it could be started in 5 minutes

Well, thats according to my religion, and I don't want another one of those...

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SirFire
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I'd send them to the moon Alice, to the moon!

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 04:19 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 04:20
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i'd send it like this...



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Mnemonix
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Id spend them on a big mac

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Michael S
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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 04:39 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 04:46
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How about this



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Matt Rock
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The next person who says "NO!" is going to "know" what it feel like to get my foot up their butt it's old, leave it be.

It entirely depends on how the world is ending. Are their nukes about to land? I'd spend them driving. Is their a huge worldwide flood about to happen? I'd spend them getting onto the roof. Is an asteroid about to hit? I'd spend them covering windows and getting into the basement. Anything else, I'd do everything within my power to kill Paris Hilton before the disaster does.


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SageTech
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Quote: "The next person who says "NO!" is going to "know" what it feel like to get my foot up their butt it's old, leave it be."


Er, NO!

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Michael S
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NO! I mean YES! I think?


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Zaibatsu
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there are four posibilities for me.

1. I would gather all my friends and we would drink till we passed out.

2. I would run outside and scream swears at my next door neighbors

3. I would kill all the little kids in my neighborhood

4. I would spend them saying goodbye to all you guys on the forums

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Megaton Cat
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Quote: "I'd do everything within my power to kill Paris Hilton before the disaster does."


Good man. Call me up too.
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Oddmind
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me as well, we can pull an oceans 11 type jig.

I'd probably try to fix the faucet that screams when you turn it on.

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Saikoro
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I would like to be number 4 in that 11, thank you.


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Matt Rock
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Quote: "4. I would spend them saying goodbye to all you guys on the forums"

Except me, because I'll be packing up my computer

Okay, so here's the plan: I'll smash her eyes out with a mallet (I call the face!), Meg, you rip her fingernails out, Odd, you cut her legs off with a rusty saw, and Saikoro, you remove her reproductive bits in case the end-of-the-world event develops zombies... can't have more of her running around. Anyone else want in? We need someone to tear her organs out and make oragami!


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David T
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Run up to the person you most love and hug them.

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Lost in Thought
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Get in my rocket and leave the world.

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 13:46 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 13:46
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Quote: "If you were told there was only five minutes until the end of the world"


Well, if some random punk just told me there was five minutes until the end of the world, I would punch him in the face for being so stupid.

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Posted: 19th Aug 2006 13:55 Edited at: 19th Aug 2006 13:57
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Quote: "The next person who says "NO!" is going to "know" what it feel like to get my foot up their butt, it's old, leave it be."


@Matt Rock
Thats not the first time youve threatened to insert your foot in someone's ass for talking about something you didn'tlike, not sure whats up with that, but last time I checked these weren't the Matt Rock forums. One thing thing I do know for sure is that you have NO authority to tell people what they can or can't do on these forums, so knock it off.

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Kenjar
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The "What's wrong with this banner?" Post seemed to provide so much fun for everyone, with just a missing E! I thought I'd provide a word subtitution instead, just to see how everyone got along.

I lay upon my bed one bright clear night, and gazed upon the distant stars far above, then I thought... where the hell is my roof?
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Saikoro
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The "What's wrong with this banner?" Post seemed to provide so much fun for everyone, with just a missing E!"

I'd be putting money on that it was actually an extra 'e'


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SirFire
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Ok now I'm confused, I thought the missing letter was "p".

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Benjamin
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I would send the last 5 minutes by whichever method was quickest.

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I would go on a rampage and break every single law. I think it would be worth it, probably...

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David iz cool
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i would send it usmail 2nd class.i want to save a few bucks before i die. lol
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in the last 5 minutes before earth goes down?

ill be thinking of an escape plan...

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Benjamin
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No, I was joking.

What I would really be doing is getting ready to blow up the planet in 5 minutes. Oh yes.

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Xenocythe
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I would send it via Fed-Ex.

Nobody likes Fed-Ex.

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Hmmm... I'd imagine I'd be praying if the world was ending in 5 minutes.

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Five minutes of prayers ain't gonna get you any extra years in heavan

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I would take the red pill and leave the matrix.

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Playing on my drum-o-meter


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Building a machine that goes back in time 5 minutes... and then doing it again... and again... and again

Cocacola and Pepsi aren't that differnt. Deal with it.
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Quote: "@Matt Rock
Thats not the first time youve threatened to insert your foot in someone's ass for talking about something you didn'tlike, not sure whats up with that, but last time I checked these weren't the Matt Rock forums. One thing thing I do know for sure is that you have NO authority to tell people what they can or can't do on these forums, so knock it off."


To be fair, we all get a bit annoyed when people consantly say things on the forums that get to us.

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Step one - find a girl

Need I continue?


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Quote: "Step one - find a girl

Need I continue?"


In only 5 minutes? Guess that answers why you need to do step 1 first.


I'd just pull out a lawn chair and wait.

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I would have my good friend Ford Prefect help me out of the situation.


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Yellow...


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I wonder what the next stupid thread will be?

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Toby Quan
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I'd go up to my boss and and beat her upside the head with a 2x4.
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Manticore Night
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Quote: "so knock it off."
Really I have to agree the NO!'s are getting a little out of hand.

As for the end of the world, I think I'd strip down, run down the street naked, punch everyone I see in the face, urinate on random people, try and get some girls to do a fifty-some with me(Haven't worked out how to do that just yet, but I'm working on it)... But I should probably make damn sure the world is going to end before I do that.

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Jeku
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Well if the world didn't actually end in 5 minutes, there would be many people committed to the insane asylum for sure.

But me, I would grab a beer from the fridge, sit on a lawn chair with sunglasses and watch the pretty lights.


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Manticore, I do that on the weekends, I dont need the world to end to do it.
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