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The 20 Line Challenge / [LOCKED] a simple momma joke list in a text programm its 20 lines

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whipped6
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Posted: 24th Sep 2006 07:52
this is a little momma joke text programm u type the numbers 1-10 and it will give you a momma joke it took me a total of 2 minutes to make it heres the code

DO
rem input from users
Input "Enter word",word$
rem momma jokes
if word$="1" then print "yo momma so fat i went to go watch the never ending story and she walked by and i missed the whole thing"
if word$="2" then print "yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got aressted for mooning"
if word$="3" then print "yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation"
if word$="4" then print "yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone"
if word$="5" then print "yo momma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch"
if word$="6" then print "yo momma so fat i didnt just sit by her the whole class did"
if word$="7" then print "yo momma so fat she stood on the scale and it said wait limit exeded"
if word$="8" then print "yo momma so nasty she gave me a virus"
if word$="9" then print "yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and her own image flicked her off"
if word$="10"then print "yo momma so stupid because when someone said superbowl she went and got a spoon"
if word$="End" then end
endif
LOOP
DO
if action=0
print "Command not recognized"
endif
LOOP

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Sixty Squares
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Posted: 24th Sep 2006 14:43
LOL That was funny. Although I've heard some of those before.

Ummm...
whipped6
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Posted: 24th Sep 2006 17:58
thank you for your comment i will be making a second one with much more momma jokes and that will have the manual on it

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Diggsey
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Posted: 25th Sep 2006 19:16
Yo momma don't have a house, she has a dog pound, and she's the stupidest bitch there!

Sinistar
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Posted: 25th Sep 2006 22:42
Yo momma's so fat her high school picture was an arial photograph!

Yo momma's so fat the police tell her to "Break it up!"

Yo momma's so ugly, Bigfoot be takin' pictures of her!
whipped6
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Posted: 26th Sep 2006 03:50
lol are these momma jokes you want to put in the new momma joker programm im making

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sneaky smith12
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Posted: 27th Sep 2006 06:10
yo mamma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car... twice.

yo mamma so fat she jumped in the ocean all the whales popped up and said, "We are family!"

If at first you dont succeed, LOWER YOUR STANDARDS.
bosskeith
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Posted: 25th Oct 2006 01:39 Edited at: 25th Oct 2006 01:42
yo momma so fat when she sits around the house...she sits AROUND the house.

yo momma's mouth is Soo big she speaks in surround sound.

bosskeith
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Posted: 25th Oct 2006 01:44 Edited at: 25th Oct 2006 01:48
yo momma so fat when she was swimming spain claimed her as the new world.

yo momma so fat she is on both sides of the family.

sorry ok im done.

UFO
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Posted: 4th Nov 2006 21:54 Edited at: 4th Nov 2006 22:01
I was bored, and I was testing Lucas W's download function, so I made a yo momma program that downloads a text file with a bunch of yo momma jokes in it from my website and displays them. It deletes the downloaded text file after it loads the jokes:



Compressed, this would fit the requirements, but I don't feel like it

Aaron Miller
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Posted: 8th Nov 2006 08:26
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy!!"

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat, when god said "Let there be light," she had to move first.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.


That' what ive got.

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Sonic 91 Software
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Posted: 19th Nov 2006 22:23
yo mamma is so fat her blood type is ragu

yo mamma is so stupid she cooks with old spice

yo mamma is so stupid that when someone says "it's chilly outside", she runs into the kitchen to fetch a bowl

yo mamma is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people shout "taxi!"

yo mamma is so old her national insurance number is 1

yo mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

yo mamma is so fat that when she cut her leg, gravy poured out

yo mamma is so ugly that when she goes to a strip club, they pay her to put her clothes on

yo mamma is so fat she has to iron her underwear in the road

yo mamma's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

yo mamma's teeth are so yellow i can't believe it's not butter

OK, i'm out, for now!

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Kieran
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Posted: 15th Jan 2007 02:39 Edited at: 15th Jan 2007 02:42
to mamma's so stupid she stared at the orange cart cos it said concentrate
yo mamma's so fat she wipers her butt with a matress
yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck
yo mamma's so fat she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped out
yo mamma's so dumb she got shot by an un-loaded gun
yo mamma's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste

Aaron Miller
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Posted: 17th Jan 2007 23:39
* Yo momma's so fat, not even a black hole could move her
* Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks in the same room as you, I cant tell the difference
* Yo momma's so dumb, when she tried to do "Dine & ditch" at a drive through, she payed and left the food behind

Those were actually original, heh.

Actually, the third one is true. I know someone who did that! lol.

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Bronny
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Posted: 11th Mar 2007 04:51
You guys are so immatuere, your mothers should spank you.

You should be glad you have a mother, and don\'t go around talking sh*t about other peoples mothers because then you have nothing good to do.
Sonic 91 Software
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Posted: 11th Mar 2007 10:44
yeah! you tell 'em, bronny! (oops, i put some jokes up there as well!)

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Area 51
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Posted: 13th Mar 2007 04:15
yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls that a pastry truck!

yo mama's so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book!

yo mama's so stupid, she saw a school bus full of white kids and said "Where's the cream filling?"


*Fact: There's a book called 'The twinkie Cook book'. It includes twinkie pie, cake, even twinkie juice.!

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RUCCUS
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Posted: 13th Mar 2007 04:42
Why the hell would you ressurect this Kieran?

Bronny
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Posted: 13th Mar 2007 06:39
wow, after my post people still continued posting those jokes.

Your moma is a fat whore, your moma is a fat slut, etc etc, whats the gain on saying these stuff?

Belive me I've heard them before I just don't get the point in them..
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Posted: 13th Mar 2007 22:12
I guess we just say things like that because its just funny to hear, it doesn't realy mean much.

We could say "yo teacher's so fat..." or "yo dog is so fat...", but I guess people decided to stick with mothers.

I'm sorry to all those mamas I insulted.

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RUCCUS
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Posted: 13th Mar 2007 22:47
Except it makes you sound like a 5 year old trying to fit in with a group of older kids.

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Posted: 14th Mar 2007 00:11 Edited at: 14th Mar 2007 00:17
that may be the case, ruccus, but when i was at school (only left a few years ago), if you tried to fit in with "yo mama" jokes and suchlike, whatever year at school you were in, you were most likely to receive a group pounding.

So, let us re-cap on this thread, 22 messages and only one that bears ANY resemblance to programming. it's starting to turn into something of an argument now. maybe the mods should lock this, stop people posting useless messages.

Quote: "yo mama's so stupid, she saw a school bus full of white kids and said "Where's the cream filling?"
"


btw, i don't really get this one. from what i gather, this is quite racist.

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RUCCUS
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Posted: 14th Mar 2007 00:12
Just like the other 6 (count em, 6) posts that this member made covering the exact same topic, that everyone (including yourself) felt obliged to post in as well.

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Posted: 14th Mar 2007 00:21
that's true, ruccus, although i only seem to recall posting in this one. i admit, i do post useless crap, as i recall, there was a thread in another forum when everyone (including myself) kept naming foods (a noob tried to get everyone to code an entire game for them, i remember.) you stepped in on that thread to tell everyone to stop posting useless stuff, ruccus, and eventually it was locked. hopefully the mods will step in on this thread soon. in the meantime, everyone stop posting jokes.

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Bronny
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Posted: 14th Mar 2007 01:49
"I guess we just say things like that because its just funny to hear, it doesn't realy mean much."

I don't really see the funny part in this thread..
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Sonic 91 Software: To be honest that's not jokes, that's profanities.

"Extreme Joking would be like you're gay man, no your gay "

And extreme means it can be funny sometimes, but its very little funny if so and very immature.

"Your moma is fat", etc those are profanities.
You say those to people you really hate or have hurted you for no reason, not even that..

If someone murdered your mother, then its accepted to say stuff about there mothers but not comming hear and swear to everyone for no reason.
RUCCUS
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Posted: 14th Mar 2007 03:33
If someone murdered your mother, you'd say a "yo momma" joke to them to get them back? Ok...

Bronny
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Posted: 14th Mar 2007 04:17
Revange will only hurt yourself, why get back? I mean if he kills someone then his mother has raised him wrong.

Lol read properly next time, because I wouldn't do that though..

If you swear to a murder you will only get into more trouble, I'm saying only people who murder deserve such harsh profanities.
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Posted: 14th Mar 2007 08:19
OMG! i didnt ressurect this, i just posted a few to join in, if you ask me you should let us have our fun, its not doing any harm. besides so what if i say "yo mamma so fat when she put on a yellow jacket everyone started yelling "TAXI!""

ooooh thats so offensive. but it wasn't aimed towards anyone, and thats just how the jokes are. i didn't decide to pick on mommas, i couldve said "yo cousin so fat"

its highly stupid that you take offence in these jokes


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RUCCUS
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Posted: 14th Mar 2007 15:46
I never said I took offense to them, I said they're immature and lack any traces of humour whatsoever. You did resurrect the thread. And it's fine if you think these jokes are funny, it doesnt really matter, feel free to shout them out if you wish, but do so on on MSN or in real life with your friends, don't flood a game developement forum with stupid jokes like this. Momma jokes weren't funny 20 years ago, and they definitely aren't funny today.

"Yo mama's such a dork, she had a kid that made dorky posts on a game dev forum about yo mama jokes."

Do I need to link to the other threads this guy started covering the exact same thing? Its been done, we get it, you know some jokes you heard on TV or from friends, it's over, go do something productive, or at least semi-funny, with your time.

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Posted: 15th Mar 2007 00:43
Ok people, I guess the thing is:

If you want to post mama jokes, do it in the Geek Culture so that only people who want to be there can.

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RUCCUS
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Posted: 15th Mar 2007 05:42
How would that be any better? You're missing the point that this entire thread is immature and lacks any aspect of humour whatsoever. It doesnt matter where you post it, you're going to sound like a 5 year old.

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Posted: 15th Mar 2007 06:31
cmon ruccus your being a bit umm how do i put this, probably harsh. oh ok so i did ressurect it, but anyways NO! i didnt flood a game dev forum with Yo mamma jokes, besides maybe you don't have a sense of humour enough to find these funny.

I didn't start this thread, and it is the only thread that has yo mamma jokes so how is that flooding a forum? also it isn't a joke list, it is a yo mamma jokes "PROGRAM" made for the 20 liner


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RUCCUS
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Posted: 15th Mar 2007 16:04
I didnt say you flooded the forum, I said the creator of this post made several other posts with the exact same thing.

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Posted: 15th Mar 2007 19:26
oh, anyways i guess im sorry for ressurecting this or whatever
since everyone seems to hate me for doing do


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Posted: 28th Apr 2007 02:21
Keiran

I don't hate you - I just hate the thread!

It's the sort of thing that should be on the Geek Culture board - not one for 20 line programming challenges.

If I'd actually seen it before I'd have locked it well before you brought it back to life, so don't worry about it.

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