Here is the text I was going to use, but I don't think I will have time to make the card darn it. thought I would share it anyway.
Quote: "Christmas was coming and Santa's mail was piled high.
Letters from everywhere reached up to the sky.
"Jimmy from Texas wants a rifle I see,
Becky in Brisbane wants a doll that can pee.
Marney want's a Barbie, Johnny a ball,
Alan wants that castle with collapsable wall.
An Xbox for Ricky, a pony for Jan,
A ninja for Eric, and airplane for Stan.
David is asking for a new cage for his mice",
but little Noob's letter made Santa look twice.
"Dear lord how am I going to put that under the tree"
"Dear santa can you tell me how to make an MMORPG?""