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Geek Culture / You ever deliver bad news by mistake?

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Kenjar
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Posted: 25th Nov 2006 23:57
lol, why hasn't this thread died yet?

Hobgoblin Lord
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Posted: 26th Nov 2006 06:40
Quote: "Despite being Portuguese myself, I can safely say that I cannot reverse-translate Hobgoblin Lord's sentences into anything that reminds me of a Portuguese saying. "


Actually I was commenting more on what I guess is the difference between the way sentences are constructed differently in languages other than english, and how they sound amusing when spoken in english with the portugese structure.

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Posted: 26th Nov 2006 10:47
theres a girl at my school and both of her eyes are green, but she has a little brown spot on one eye(you can only see it up close) so she goes around to everyone saying "you wanna see the turd in my eye?" quite funny...


this hasn't ever happened to me but what if their was a guy that looked pretty rough and was on the streets and then you said "here have some change" and there like "I'm not homeless"

meh nothing intresting ever happens in my life..

Wiggett
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Posted: 26th Nov 2006 10:49
i made the worst comment to my girlfriend, we were on the bus and these guys outside were working on a tunnel, and she goes hey cool they are building a tunnel. And I go oh man I'm gettign a flashback to nam!

of course my gf is vietnamese and her dad was in the war...

but i managed to shrug it off as loving racism

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Fallout
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Posted: 26th Nov 2006 12:00
haha. I make nam vet comments a lot too. I don't know any vietnamese peeps, but if I did I certainly wouldn't come out with random comments like "VICTOR CHARLIEEE!!!!!" in their company.


Miguel Melo
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Posted: 26th Nov 2006 15:26
Quote: "this hasn't ever happened to me but what if their was a guy that looked pretty rough and was on the streets and then you said "here have some change" and there like "I'm not homeless""


I think I saw this in a Columbo episode some 20 years ago... someone offering him a meal and a good coat because of his grubby raincoat.

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Posted: 26th Nov 2006 16:44 Edited at: 26th Nov 2006 16:44
Ahh, good old Columbo. The guy that knows who committed the murder within a millisecond of stepping onto the crime scene, yet takes a whole episode to get round to telling the guy, before showing him his totally circumstantial (and often non-existant) evidence. Awesome stuff. When columbo is on the case, the best thing to do is wait till he turns to leave and then absolutely LEG IT, because you can always trust Mr C to turn round and say ".... oh, there's just one more thing ..." just when you think you've got away with it. The bastard.


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Posted: 26th Nov 2006 22:23
I like Columbo but every episode wasn't much of a mystery. All you have to do is see who helps Columbo the most... and that's the killer.
Wiggett
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Posted: 27th Nov 2006 06:48
lol but fallout i do it all the time take this photo for instance, i photoshopped it around with the slogan:

"charlie behind the coffee table!"


and as for that homeless guy one, i work retail right and this guy comes into the store with a cardboard sheet and asks about if he bought a $5 dvd does he still get the dvd player for only $30 (promo deal we have). i said yes and he walks off, then i realize the cardboard sheet he had was actually a "help me i'm poor and homeless" sign. I laughed at the shiftyness of claiming to be homless but yet looking to buy a dvd player for cheap... until he stood out the front of the store yelling at customers saying our dvd players are scum and will break easily.

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