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I really enjoyed that so I'll tell you one.
Bubba, from Alabama, bought a raffle ticket at work and ended up winning the grand prize... a fishing boat. All excited, he rushed home to tell his wife.
"What are you gonna do with a fishing fishing boat? There ain't no fishing hole 'round here for a hundred miles. You oughta' sell it. We could use the money." his wife said.
"No way!" replied Bubba. "I won it and I'm a gonna use it."
The next day Bubba's friend Joe-Bob came to see him. When he wasn't on the porch, Joe-Bob asked his wife where he could be found.
"He's out back in his fishing boat." she told him.
Joe-Bob walked round back the house to see Bubba, out in the middle of a big open wheat field, standing in his fishing boat and casting his rod.
"What you doin' out there Bubba?" Joe-Bob called out.
"Ima' fishin'. What's it look like Ima' doin'. Bubba called back.
"You dumb idiot!" Joe-Bob hollered. "It's people like you that gives us boys from Alabama a bad name, always doin' stupid stuff. You're lucky I can't swim or I'd come out there and whoop you!"
