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Geek Culture / In honor fo Red Nose Day...

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BMacZero
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2007 01:31
Joe: Oh, no it looks like it will rain again today.
Sue: No, don't be crazy, it's obviously going to snow.
Joe: Now, now, we all know that clouds like that are rain clouds.
Sue: But rain and snow come from the same type of cloud!
Joe: No they don't!
Sue: Yes they do!
Joe: I know, I'll go check with that weatherman, Dolph the Red.
Sue: Ok, but be sure to dress for snow!

...Joe goes to see Dolph

Dolph: What do you want?
Joe: Can you tell me what the weather for today will be?
Dolph: Oh all right.
Dolph consults his weather rock, throws some dirt in the air, and finally replys "It's going to rain today!"
Joe: Ha! I knew it!

...

Joe: Ha! Dolph says it's going to rain.
Sue: Oh what does he know, he predicted a drought that never came. His flood never came. The hurricane he ranted about never came. What does Dolph really know?
Joe: Everyone insists that rude Dolph the Red knows rain, dear!

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LD52
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2007 03:54
okay ... lol is it a skit or something ? Whatever its a kool read make another episode plse i wanna see what happens next ! JOE
Dolph and Sue
Osiris
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2007 05:40
Quote: "rude Dolph the Red knows rain, dear!"


Lol.



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BMacZero
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2007 15:16
Ok I'll try to think of another one

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2007 17:19
Dear oh dear...It's the season for people laughing at silly jokes again and us 6th Formers having to organise charity events, well at least our activity will be fun, "Student vs Teacher Dodgeball". I'm sure a lot of kids would pay to see us pound some of the teacher's faces in with a ball and teachers to pay to see them pound ours in.

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soapyfish
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Posted: 3rd Mar 2007 20:39 Edited at: 3rd Mar 2007 20:41
Quote: ""Student vs Teacher Dodgeball""


Meanwhile I'm just having my legs waxed...

It seemed like a good idea when I agreed to do it but now I'm not so sure lol.

(that was a nervous 'lol' by the way)

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 4th Mar 2007 01:24
Quote: "Meanwhile I'm just having my legs waxed..."


lol, enjoy. That's why you volunteer others and not yourself

Geoff, the head boy is going for the full body...ouch, I don't think I'd wax myself for charity, I love my hairy legs too much, because they'd look like plucked turkeys.

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BMacZero
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Posted: 4th Mar 2007 02:18
Quote: "Quote: "Meanwhile I'm just having my legs waxed..."
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Wait, how did all this get in here? [

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 4th Mar 2007 10:27
Red Nose Day = Charity Events = People doing them = People posting them in a Red Nose day thread

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