Quote: "Hey, golf is a dangerous sport, those balls are hard"
I've always advocated "death golf." I mean, if they're going to use up all of that space so seniors and yuppies can play a game, it should at least be fun to watch. So I say golf clubs should be used as weapons, balls should be selected at random for explosive contents, and golf carts should look like Mad Max vehicles and should be powered by 8-cylinder engines, with huge lawnmower blades on the front. You hit the ball and literally run after it while caddies chase you in killer golf carts and your opponents put up a defense with their clubs. Oh, and the green should have a goalie. Because, in the words of that guy in the movie
Big, "it isn't a sport if you don't sweat."
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