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Geek Culture / Google cracks me up

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Alquerian
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hyrichter
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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 21:35
Well, what were you expecting it to tell you?

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Benjamin
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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 21:44
That's quite a swim.

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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 21:46
I bet you I could beat you at a race across the Atlantic Ocean Ben, go on, it'll be fun!

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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 21:47
wow.......

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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 21:48
Lol... i'll tell my friends when om back in school on monday

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Benjamin
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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 21:49
Hmm.. how do I put this... No.

I'd beat you any day. Cats are good natural swimmers!

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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 21:54
Yeah but I'm a dirty competitor, I could easily drown a cat.

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Alquerian
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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 22:02
Quote: "I could easily drown a cat."

lol

Dr Manette
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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 22:05
Even a multi million dollar corporation has a sense of humor.

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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 22:08
More like $105 billion corporation

Yeah, this is a chuckle and probably most will never see it.

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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 22:26
Quote: "Yeah, this is a chuckle and probably most will never see it.
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Well then lets spread the word. Everyone memorize the exact url of this site and tell it to your friends so they can memorize it and spread this funny joke.
Alquerian
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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 22:28
I think with google moon if you zoomed in enough it turned to cheese

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Posted: 13th Apr 2007 23:05
yeah, Google moon does turn to cheese.


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Posted: 14th Apr 2007 00:09
im just waiting for them to do Google pluto, where you zoom in too far it and comes up with "I'm not a planet" in large letters


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Alquerian
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Posted: 14th Apr 2007 00:25 Edited at: 14th Apr 2007 00:25
Edit - tasteless comment.

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Posted: 14th Apr 2007 00:53
Quote: "yeah, Google moon does turn to cheese."


See, Wallace and Gromit never deviate from the truth, the moon really IS made of cheese, and they thought I was crazy. (Well they we're probably right, but the moon is still made of cheese)

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Posted: 14th Apr 2007 03:27
Sepp there is no moon. I've told you a million times. Your life is very much like the film, the Truman show. Its just that they got bored filming you but decided to leave you in your little dome anyway. Outside your dome everything is made of jam, and its very much like a Broadway Musical.

The Google thing is good. I didn't even know there was a Google Moon!

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Posted: 14th Apr 2007 04:22
Interestingly enough, they have you swim to France before ferrying to London. Why not swim direct to London?


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Posted: 14th Apr 2007 04:30
france is closer?
then again, you've just swum across the atlantic, whats another few miles.


maybe the ferry is owned by google.

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Code Dragon
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Posted: 14th Apr 2007 04:40 Edited at: 14th Apr 2007 04:42
That was hilarious!
Of all the companies I've seen Google is one of the few with an element of sillines.

Now if only I could get it to tell me how to get back to my home planet... Methinks I'll stop at the moon for some cheese and crackers on the way.

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Posted: 14th Apr 2007 04:58
Quote: "france is closer?"


Perhaps, but not when they have you swim halfway up the English Channel.


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Posted: 14th Apr 2007 11:51
@Add, No Moon? I could swear you said 'There is no spoon', but that might have been the Matrix.

France is pretty close to England, you can it on the horizon from Dover, I'm sure it's not THAT far to swim, but I wouldn't recommend it.

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