Quote: "the victim becomes the bad guy and the bad guy becomes the victim. Well, having goldylocks torn to pieces by bears, sounded suitable"
I dunno, I would have thought it would fit better if goldylocks mowed down the bears with an Uzi in a mad porridge fueled rage after not getting the right temperature she normally has. You know what women are like. After finding the last porridge was just right she could regret her actions in a touching scene, before finally realising that it was pretty cold outside, and considering her low skill rating at hunting and creating clothes, skinned the bears and made a nice fur coat.
Cheers
I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing
Current fave quote : "She was like a candle in the wind.... unreliable...."