Well, if you guys are looking for superman, I found him in my basement with a huge spike of Kryptonite in his chest. I don't know how it happened. I tossed him in a dumpster, BTW. I didn't do it!
Interesting article, btw.
EDIT: Nevermind, turns out he was a doll with a plastic glowstick stuck in him, it took me a while to notice that he looked a little threaded. I thought he had just been there a while and looked like a stuffed teddy, turns out he [B]IS[/b] a stuffed teddy...
The Person99 awards go to: 1. Jack the Ripper for hardest crime scenes. 2. Peter Petrelli for most powers. 3. Superman for longest flight. 4. "The Doctor" for best time travel machine.