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Geek Culture / I know it's lame, but it popped into my head

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Lucy
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 19:43
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the wood chuck was Chuck Norris?

Nothing I say is intended to be rude. My autism means that I do not know what is rude and what isn't rude. I apologize if I seem rude. It is not my intention.
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Samoz83
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 19:47
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very little wood

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Libervurto
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 19:48
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I always thought Lucy was a stupid name

In programming, nothing exists
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tha_rami
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 19:49
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None. I think the tree, plus surrounding forest/area would be desintegrated immediatly.


Little Bright Dots
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CattleRustler
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 21:42
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omg_no

My DBP plugins page is now hosted [href]here[/href]
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Jeku
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 22:12
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@Lucy - Please change your avatar-- it is pushing 400kb

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 22:20
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very carefully.


BioFox Games...http://www.biofoxgames.com
BioFox Forums...http://biofox.aceboard.com
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Lukas W
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 22:36
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Who is Chuck Norris?

I allways afraided from a clowns. aww..
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Agent Dink
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 23:09
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to chuck wood. The wood chucks itself when Chuck Norris looks at it.

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tha_rami
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 23:18
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Lol.

http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/


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Oolite
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 23:28
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Everytime i hear this, i hate it...


[Looking for work]
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Mr Tank
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 23:28
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Wood doesn't fight back.

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Sid Sinister
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Posted: 7th Sep 2007 23:39
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Quote: "Chuck Norris doesn't have to chuck wood. The wood chucks itself when Chuck Norris looks at it."


lmao, that was the best.
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Stoopid
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 01:39
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angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs




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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 02:39
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...Chuck Norris is getting a bit old now...we don't care about him or Mr T...the real attraction is real estate...Honestly, let me tale you about real estate:

You can get fantastic properties with perfect scenic views in the most exquisite locations at a price that's so cheap you're basically stealing it from us. Yes! Somebody had best call the police because you're about to take away a fantastic property for next to nothing in 12 easy instalments after 15 down payments and several hidden costs that you won't even notice!

Buy now and you can buy a second property off of the coast of Spain - half the size and double the price!

I shot the sheriff
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Samoz83
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 02:44
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where do i sign?!?!

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PAGAN_old
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 04:08
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Chuck Norris was supposed to die 20 years ago, But Death was too afraid to tell him that.

dont hate people who rip you off,cheat and get away with it, learn from them
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tha_rami
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 04:56
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Quote: "who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain"


This is of course, untrue. No one survives a kick from Chuck Norris - more likely, Indiana Jones would've been either desintegrated or near the outskirts of the universe by now.


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Stoopid
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Posted: 8th Sep 2007 06:57
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Quote: "who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain"

That counts, right?

No, not really....


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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 9th Sep 2007 19:52
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Quote: "Chuck Norris was supposed to die 20 years ago, But Death was too afraid to tell him that."

I believe he was busy attempting to keep together the very foundations of the historically acurate world. Death, that is, not Chuck Norris. So Death turned over his hourglass to save him the trouble.

Acording to Grandma, I am now enemy of the evil republic, who captured Paris Hilton and couldn't manage it.
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Accoun
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Posted: 9th Sep 2007 20:43
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Every time you say a joke about Chuck Norris, he says 10 jokes about you.

Make games, not war.

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 9th Sep 2007 22:50
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Accoun, you've just been mocked 10 times!

Acording to Grandma, I am now enemy of the evil republic, who captured Paris Hilton and couldn't manage it.
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Sopo the tocho
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Posted: 9th Sep 2007 23:00
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Lain!

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Accoun
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Posted: 10th Sep 2007 20:14
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Quote: "Accoun, you've just been mocked 10 times!"

It's not a joke it's a fact.

Make games, not war.

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 11th Sep 2007 18:37
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... Whatever.

Acording to Grandma, I am now enemy of the evil republic, who captured Paris Hilton and couldn't manage it.
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