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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 14th Aug 2009 01:50 Edited at: 14th Aug 2009 01:51
Drivable car experiment:



-Wheels pop out of top of body despite being supposedly constrained to axles using hinges and holes I cut out of the collision mesh

-Flies around the room at thousands of miles an hour killing everything it touches instantly

-Not drivable

FAIL


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Posted: 14th Aug 2009 02:01
Quote: "-Flies around the room at thousands of miles an hour killing everything it touches instantly"


Sounds like epic win to me .



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Posted: 14th Aug 2009 02:17
I am now home from Florida! Concert tomorrow, and school on Tuesday...

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Posted: 14th Aug 2009 02:35
Opon searching the dark alleyways of drive F:\, I found an old unfinished song that was kinda good for it's time. Its's an excerpt. Don't want to embarrass myself by uploading the entire thing. I believe it contains one of the very first records of me playing guitar. Amazing!

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 14th Aug 2009 04:29
I will sacrifice you ALL to BORRIS!

(Borris is a mighty Yeti who lives in the mountains, and throws non-believers into his sacred volcano.)

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Posted: 14th Aug 2009 20:34 Edited at: 14th Aug 2009 20:35
A render of my work this afternoon hot off the TurboCAD press:



Yes, that's a glass and aluminium guitar.

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Omega gamer 89
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Posted: 14th Aug 2009 22:18
R.I.P. Les Paul.
Your contribution to music will live on forever.

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Posted: 14th Aug 2009 22:29
Amen to that!

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 00:20
to lighten the mood:


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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 02:05
pointz 4 meh!

Take that AndrewT!

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 02:17
Oooh! Fallout mods! Lemme show you some of my crap...

Roof for Megaton: http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=7916

And a small side-project I was working on... http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/images/8340-1-1249988893.jpg

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 02:25 Edited at: 15th Aug 2009 02:26
I don't suppose you know anything about muzzle flashes? I'm trying to make one look like a GH/RB fretboard and it isn't going well.

I like the roof for Megaton, completely changes the mood from desert town (quite a lot like that one in Zelda TP to me) to jungle town.

Are there any other F3 modders out there?

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 02:33
Quote: "I'm trying to make one look like a GH/RB fretboard and it isn't going well."


I wish I did. I love playing around with muzzleflashes.

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 02:47
...

*steals Omega gamer 89*



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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 05:56
I photoshoped Duke up a bit.



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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 07:47 Edited at: 15th Aug 2009 07:48
this thread may be the best stupid yet successful idea since the big mouth billy bass (you know, this thing)

duno how i compared the two successfully, but I did it!

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 07:52


Hey guys, we got an outsider in our midst...

Shall we give it the special..."welcome"?

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 08:20
Doo-dooo-do-do-doo-do! Mana-mana!

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 08:23 Edited at: 15th Aug 2009 08:24
Some more random computer things that I don't feel like making a new thread for.

I recently got a new laptop with Vista (2.4 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 2x2GB 667 MHz DDR2, 7200 RPM 250GB SATA, NVIDIA SLI Dual GeForce 8700MGT 512MB GDDR3). After installing my programs and removing a few useless pre-installed things, I ran Defraggler and noticed that there were over 7,000 fragmented files, so I obviously started defragging. It ran smoothly for a short while and then dropped off to about 2 file moves per second, with the HDD activity light only coming on in sync with the file move instead of solid on before. However, when I plug in my 512MB flash drive and use ReadyBoost, it runs much faster. Why would adding such a relatively small amount of RAM to a dual-channel 4GB setup make such a difference? My desktop has a 5400rpm HDD and 4x1GB DDR2 800MHz RAM, but it can run the program much faster. Also, my RAM meter when running the program is only showing 55% RAM usage without ReadyBoost (typically using 49% at idle, which I'm not sure is just a Vista thing or what).

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I once got back over 100 GB of HDD space by defragging.

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 08:36


"Lemonade: Is there something wrong with having a personal opinion?

Hobgoblin Lord: Only in a forum where people are gonna tear you apart for the fun of it."
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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 08:46
palobalo!

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Happy Cheesecake
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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 08:50
...Omega! How did you get out of your empty 24-pack of Pepsi!?

Ugh...*steals Omega and stuffs him back in*

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Hobgoblin Lord: Only in a forum where people are gonna tear you apart for the fun of it."
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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 09:13
"Fool!" Omega said as he grabbed Happy Cheesecake from behind. "That was only a decoy! Now, begone!"
Omega then withdrew from the shadows, a rope, a ball-gag, and a bowling ball bag. After binding, gagging, and stuffing Happy cheesecake into the bowling ball bag, omega got bored and ate some cookies.

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 12:35
Gooood news everyone, your all going to die,

Why is that good news?

For me it is.

Ive finally made meself her first draft of my sword!

Its 5'1/2 foot, from tip to pommel, and 6inchs width, the wood itself is used as a building support, so it aint gonna break anytime soon.

Am going to carve some finner details in it now, and after all that, am making 'Veros Markova' the sword design i posted here 4/5 pages back.

Ill post a pic soon enough,

I might sell this on after am done as cosplay freaks love them make got £200 for a buster blade that was 3ft long lol, (polyfibre) his litrally got the strip, cut ther tip on a n angle, drilled it, and put a simple handle on it.

wonder what i could get ^^

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 18:29
wow, can I boro it sometime?

I know a few people who could benefit from a little anal incision

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 19:52
Will said sword be full tang/battle ready?
I have a Chinese Tai-Chi practice sword in my closet, which I got at Tekkoshocon, but its only for display.

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Will it be?

It already is...



For a better scale,




The intrecute detailing is all thats left, i have already carved out the basic pattern, the handel will have significant changes made to it.

I have chrome, flat black and 159S pewter-(flaked gun metal grey) The colour scheme will be from centre outwards, Flat black, Pewter then chrome on the blade areas, am going for a scratched steel effect on the blade area. Itll work out nice if am patient other than that, there shouldnt be much of a problem. After all this the fun really starts, am quite adept at sword play, so ill have my fun then.

-_- shredded my finger tips already, the blades i used to make this are probably more dangerous than the actual sword. you can drop them into the wood and theyll cut through it like butter... Keep in mind this wood supports your house... spent too much time on the whetstone with them.

Well back to work.

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Ummm... Thats already full tang? No offense, it looks awesome, but its made of wood. A full tang sword is one that can actually be used in a full-on, full-force, real-life sword fight. If I were to strike that sword with a steel full-tang sword, most likely, the wooden sword would be badly damaged if not destroyed.
Again, Im not trying to be insulting. The sword looks cool, and Im sure it'll look even cooler with the paint. I just think you misunderstood what I meant by full-tang.

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 21:01 Edited at: 15th Aug 2009 21:02
You assume i would use it to fight a full-tang sword that surpassed this one? I will, I have many a time, your right the sword does dent and 'grab' the wood,

The silly thing is you assume i dont know this? or that i have'nt been taught a fighting style to suit this weakness.

I can gaurente that the wood would not be cut in half, break or splinter. If you lucky you may cut a small knick out of it, but beyond that, you shouldnt get your hopes up.

I have never had a sword break on me since ive been taught,

I forgot to ask Omega gamer, what steel do you use?

Carbon, Stainless, Flexith?

Can you forge/carpent too? it would nice to that others still get thier hands dirty.

Its a dying skill unfortunatly, with no exception to me, the forge i use is out of commision now, 'renervated' the tech rooms...

-Laz

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 22:29
@Omega, *Happy's secret agents rush through Omega's windows.* "No, stop!" Omega yelled, as Happy's monkey ninjas quickly and fluidly plunged a few thousand throwing stars into his plump belly (fat jokes rock). Happy's ninja monkeys hurridly grabbed him and fled the scene, leaving Omega's cold dead corpse to rot.


@Laz, You are offically pwnage now. Please accept my cookie. *offers cookie*

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 22:42 Edited at: 15th Aug 2009 22:43
Pokes cookie with sword, "is it a trap?"
Who cares take the cookie!
Fine turan ill eat the cookie.
What?? i said take the cookie not eat it, i want it
No
=3
grr
>¬>
go away!
nom nom nom
Aghh your so childish! Here have it! now get off my elbow ><"

Must finish comic strip of this ^^

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 22:47
I'm so glad I inspired that. Btw it was poisoned! Now Turan will slowly grow b00bi3s!!!! Mwahahahahahahaaaa!

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 22:54
badass blade!!!!

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 23:01
OMG! That1SmartGuy! Hurry you must -


and


before... it happens...

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Posted: 15th Aug 2009 23:47
what?

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Posted: 16th Aug 2009 00:44 Edited at: 16th Aug 2009 00:56
okay so my hands are hurting after being shredded by carving knives, so excuse the inking.



Photobucket is being a bi### so i cant bring it up past 900, even though the image is 1200 -_-

the dialouge is pretty much the same except, 'you dont love me' and the small text on the very first pannel see if you can read it ^^

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Obviously you're more educated on this subject than I originally surmised, and, from the looks of it, more educated on it than me.
Forgive me for assuming you were ignorant of these things, for it seems I have exposed my own ignorance in doing so.
I don't claim to be a sword expert, but i do know a few things about them. I never thought that a wooden sword could be considered battle ready. I realize that kendo swords, training swords, and the like are made of wood, and they fair quite well against each other. I merely thought that a wooden sword would fair quite poorly against a steel sword, being that steel, to the best of my knowledge, is by and large, much denser than, and can be made much sharper, than wood.
Obviously you know some things about swords that I don't.
As for what steel I use, I don't. I wish I could make swords, but I lack any decent construction/carving,sculpting skill. I can't carve or practice carpentry for crap.
I do work with my hands, and I love building things, but I lack any of the finer detailing skills.
I'd love to talk to you in more detail about this, but I have to leave for work. Do you have Yahoo messenger? Maybe we can chat later. but for now, off to flip burgers.

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Who stoeleded Omega gamer's account?

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I stoled Omega gamer's ptz.



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lol, i came off slightly brash, sorry about that, Ive been shredding my fingers on everything thats remotly pointy. Comes with the terriotory ^^"

Anyway, I am skilled (not obnoxtious l33t) at sword crafts and have my fare share of scars but nothing that i can brag about. I had several weapon sets, off the top of me head, Jutte and Tessen, Dragonfly Tanto, set of three katana(for show -ill explian that) and a few others but thier names escape me.

New laws were intoduced after some fools were stupid enough to use them for malice. Street gangs, hoodies ect used them to kill each other. Under these laws i would have faced £10,000 in fines and a two year stint in young offenders insitute. So i had to hand over most of my collection to be incinerated, i saved a large amount of them by giving them to a registered holder.

You are right in saying that steel is denser than than wood, but your forgetting other very large factors that determine a swords strength, the most important is the swords ability to dissapate an attack. This is why stainless steel should never be used other than for show. The metal is far too brittle and will break after the fouth-fifth strike. Thats the first true lesson you are taught when forging, i spent 3weeks of crafting on a beautiful blade made from stainless steel, my first sword, and honestly it was my best.

When it broke in my first fight... Its best to leave the past where it is.

The best metal would be flxith steel, but you need to be prepared to pay at least £300 for a viable amount. The metal is also very temermental and you must know for sure that you can use it. Am no where near that stage myself. Carbon steel is reasonable and cheap, you can expect to get your monnies worth from it. The metal plays nice in the forge too, so its a all rounder. It does however become brittle if overheated.

You said you havnt the tools for carpentry? I started with a set of craft knives and a lock knife that are older than me given by my dad.

I still use them after 21 years of use. Ive had them for 5. (yes i am young) Build up a small collection, set aside some money from your paycheck, you dont need anything flashy to start with just get the basics down.

2'1' are essential for carving, other than the size being near perfect for swords, its very cheap £1 for 8ft piece at the local timber yard.

As for messengers i despise them beyond belife, i had 1000 contacts at one point untill i had a appinfinny, i only really knew 30 of theose people. Overkill in so many words.

If you have any questions jsut post them up here,

Ill answer them to the best of my ability.

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nice rant, didnt even read it, saw the length and my eyeballs screamed "o hell no!"

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Not ranting, explaining.

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post 6,700 approaches!
oh I should have kept my stupid mouth shut!

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dang, that was post 6,700

points for italy

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Nope, post 6700 is the fourth after this one.



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no this is post 6,696
[edit]6,697

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And now the thread dies, because no one wants to be 6,699.

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ill voluntere, and no it shows on the forum list next to the thread title that weve passed that mark

are we ignoring the first few posts or am I looking in the wrong place or what?

also dang I just made the 6,699th post

let the race to 6700 begin!!

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points

@That1SmartGuy
we always use the counter inside of the forum, the other one includes the google adbot I believe, whereas the one in the forum doesn't.

Hope this clears it up.

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