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lazerus
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relly wait wuh?

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The toilet is clogged on the sixth floor


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Too slow, Lazerus. Too slow.

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The toilet is clogged on the seventh floor


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wha?

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The toilet is clogged on the eighth floor


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Posted: 18th Oct 2009 01:42 Edited at: 18th Oct 2009 01:43
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NOOOO stop going the toilet you B~@@*£("

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Srsly.

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Quote: "A while ago, I found out that "Liar, Liar Pants On Fire" translated into French and back comes back to say "Teller of Untruths, Your Trousers Have Combusted". I laughed. MLIA"


I am going to start saying this.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problem just with potatoes.
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Points!!!! 11

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I have serious problems with my rectum...

The toilet is clogged on the ninth floor


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Posted: 18th Oct 2009 01:49 Edited at: 18th Oct 2009 01:50
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Almost a palindrome.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problem just with potatoes.

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That's an awesome idea for a new game thread! Keep increasing the floors of where the toilet was clogged, and if your post mixes with someone, you're out!


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OR

I could stab myself with a rusty chair. Either way, you forget the paprika.

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NeX the Fairly Fast Ferret
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Toilet? There is no toilet.

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Yup, the latter suggestion sounds better.

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Update on where am at with my entry.



904 polies, 897 verts

Just the head, wings and finer details to add/create now.

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Wings?

I would give him a jetpack. Much cooler.

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Havnt you seen the rest of the ref sheet? He has 3 pairs / 6/ wings.

These are the most essential part of him for the teaser trialer ill be doing.

Reign, King of space.

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Posted: 18th Oct 2009 02:31 Edited at: 18th Oct 2009 02:32
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Strike the jetpack. Give him telekinesis instead.

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lol maybe as a branch off when am done.

Now i sleep, i havnt in three days so i need it and i also dont want Ject playing around again, i swear the flicker of weakness an hes thier -__-"

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Quote: "Today, after our teacher told the class to stop talking, my friend pretended to lock his lips and gave the "key" to me. I tossed it over my shoulder and looked behind me. The kid behind us was covering his eye and silent screaming in agony. I love my class. MLIA"


Things like this happen in my class all the time.

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I just RQ\'d some frenchies cause they said I was "Wall-Hacking"...
Look, all I did was grab a awp, run up mid and blow the crap out of 4 players quickly... Is there anything wrong with that?

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Other than the fact that I have no idea what you just said, then no, nothing wrong with it.

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Oh yeah, so close to 10,000. Then my life is complete.

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Posted: 18th Oct 2009 03:15
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I'll miss it by a hour and a half or so, considering I usually sleep past 3:00 when I'm sick.

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Bua hahahaha

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Posted post is posted.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problem just with potatoes.
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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 18th Oct 2009 04:32 Edited at: 18th Oct 2009 04:32
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Unnskyld meg. God kveld. Jeg heter Seppuku. Hvordan går det? Ha det bra!

Beklager, I'm glad I'm getting back to learning languages, lets hope I stick to it this time. On that note, beklager og takk! I think.

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Well I'm getting back to learning points.

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Posted: 18th Oct 2009 05:13 Edited at: 18th Oct 2009 05:33
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My Dad showed this to me today, Muse's big eff-you to an Italian TV show for telling them to mime:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn2qKraB1lQ

Matt Bellamy can't keep a straight face.



I thought it was funny, anyway.

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Seppuku, good to see you loitering about here. it's been a while, years in fact...
and NeX I think your point is a little pessimistic. If it's not true love, you're not beating her hard enough.

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hiyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooo. I just went to a "sour" sixteen.

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And I hope you thoroughly enjoyed yourself. They're not actually like these "super sweet 16ths" I hear so endlessly parodied are they?

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I liek chocolate milk.
Quote: "Well, if you're stepping into a Scandinavian tongue, I know kväll is Swedish for 'evening' and in Norwegian it's kveld, could kvetha be a form of one of those?

It could be related to Old Norse, after all:

kvelda is the Norse I have in my dictionary. I'd hypothesise that in one form it may have been kvelða as ð sometimes becomes 'd' but it it is pronounced quite similarly to 'th', so it could have branched off into kvetha...

Then I imagine the 'l' would have stayed.

So I'm just going to say the first word means, 'evening'."



LOLZ! Not even CLOSE!
Its the Ancient Language from Eragon, it means "Greetings, friend."

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damm you have issues.

The eragon story was relativly okay to read, but the pitfall was the overuse of a theasurus. He used some very old words for different meanings, such as words replacements for; tendons, blades and other rather odd items.

Digging around for my old sig.



Found it, 18 pages in my photobucket.
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But Sep. Weren't you studiying Swedish?

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Quote: "Other than the fact that I have no idea what you just said, then no, nothing wrong with it."

I said, I did a mix(clanless private/practice team-match) with some friends, and we played against some French people, I managed to buy a AWP(Arctic Warfare Magnum/Police) and ran up the middle of De_Dust2(A overplayed and overrated map in CS:S), with the awp and got 4 kills simultaneously, they then typed in chat "Why you wallhack"(WH = Wallhack, Wallhacking is see-ing through walls).
So they went and RQ'd(Rage Quit, its where you quit due to being angry that someone else in the match is better than you).

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Posted: 18th Oct 2009 14:46 Edited at: 18th Oct 2009 14:47
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Quote: "But Sep. Weren't you studiying Swedish?"


I'm planning on going to Norway in the not so distant future, plus I can stick it to my brother who's going to Oslo next April just to see Kamelot...twice in the same week. I just need the time and money of course - so probably once I finish Uni and have a job.

So it makes sense to learn Norwegian first.

Quote: "Its the Ancient Language from Eragon, it means "Greetings, friend.""


Pssh, never read it or seen the movie.

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Well if you learn one you don't need the other. As you probably know, swedes and norwegians communicate to eachother in their own language and understand eachother just fine. But Norwegian is obviously the superior one as it's closest to Danish so you can understand that language better too.

I can teach you some words.
Camera - Kamera
Music - Musikk
Classic - Klassisk
Cocoa - Kakao
Chrome - Krom
Compass - Kompass

We love our k's.

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Yeah, it seems it's easy to get Swedish and Norwegian confused, god kveld or god kvell? The difference only seems to be similar of that between Catalan and Spanish. I think it makes it easier that the Scandinavian languages are so closely connected, after all, I think it'll also be a good way to re-enter Old Norse, which is quite difficult to learn - it's closest languages are Icelandic and Danish. I've actually got a number of podcasts on my iPod for learning Danish, but some of the lesson titles appear interesting, like "How to seduce a Dane".

As for the word list, thank you. K's is kool like kool-aid. Wurd.

Oh and lemme guess, you guys say 'Komputer' like the Germans?

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We say "data" or "PC". Some are oldschool and say "datamaskin" (computermachine).
And please don't ever learn Danish. It sounds horrible and will make you uncool to any swede or norse as we all hate it. We mock them all the time for it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

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Maybe dream jobs aren't all they're cracked up to be.

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Quote: "And please don't ever learn Danish. It sounds horrible and will make you uncool to any swede or norse as we all hate it. We mock them all the time for it."


But I like Danish bacon.

Jeg vil gjerne ha kompass.

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Quote: "I said, I did a mix(clanless private/practice team-match) with some friends, and we played against some French people, I managed to buy a AWP(Arctic Warfare Magnum/Police) and ran up the middle of De_Dust2(A overplayed and overrated map in CS:S), with the awp and got 4 kills simultaneously, they then typed in chat "Why you wallhack"(WH = Wallhack, Wallhacking is see-ing through walls).
So they went and RQ'd(Rage Quit, its where you quit due to being angry that someone else in the match is better than you)."


Ahh, okay, makes much more sense in English. So, since you put it that way, there's nothing wrong with it at all.

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prff #nosebleed



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Just kidding.

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God, I love points...

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