Evil Headquarters -
From your reporter - Seppuku Art's evil empire stands at the brink of destruction as it's most powerful weapon seems to have met an equal in the person of Dave Grohl - who has openly defied the formerly most dangerous organic weapon of the universe.
We were unable to get a reaction from Seppuku Art, who is said to have been contemplating attempts to capture Dave Grohl. Specialists claim this would lead to worldwide jeopardy, as the two elements Hilton and Grohl are not compatible to be kept together within a range of 50 kilometers.
The United States of America have also shown interest in this new weapon, as has Osama Bin Laden in a newly released tape shown earlier today on Al-Jazeera. On the tape, Osama is seen holding a 2004 glossy with Paris Hilton on the cover saying that God has sent Grohl as a rescue. Also, several Hello Kitty factories in Europe have been showing interest in Dave Grohl for, as they claim, promotional goals.
Source:
http://music.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=296945
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