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DrewG
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NO NO NO, this is NO way a hoax...

go here:

http://marryourdaughter.com

See, dowries nowadays aren't expensive.
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Inspire
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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 03:41 Edited at: 19th Sep 2007 03:46
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The link doesn't work.

EDIT: Never mind.

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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 10:24
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That's bad!!!!

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WTF is wrong with these people? Why are these poor girls priced like cars? $19,995 (one of the cheaper models!) - "jeez I'm glad I saved that 5 bucks".

ooh, there's one for $5,995, if the US carries on down the exchange rates tables, I'll be able to afford her in a month... Shame they don't 'ship' to the UK.

There's something horribly dark about some of the descriptions on this site...

17 yrs old
Quote: "looking for a kind and caring man to look after her needs while she looks after his."


14 yrs old
Quote: "she has little direct experience with the opposite sex we have made sure she is aware of everything she needs to know to be a good wife and mother."


16 yrs old
Quote: "has had trouble with unchristian desires "


15 yrs old
Quote: "She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that."
(eep!)


and weirdly... if you want to put your new purchase to work fishing;
Quote: "she can pull more than her weight as crew on any kind of boat or ship. "



(sorry, i'm looking through the site as I write this, hand over mouth in horror)

Here's some golden nuggets from the testimonial page;

Quote: "“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!""
"Cheers Mum!"

Quote: "My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy. "



Given the 'prices' of these girls, the site is clearly geared towards rich paedophiles.


this site is like a car crash, it's horrific and sickening, yet I can't help but stop and gawk.



EDIT: That is of course, if it's not a hoax, if it is a hoax then it's incredibly funny.


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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 14:59
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Quote: "Ashlee is into sports, clothes, jewelry and current pop music"


This one looks like an expense.
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Oolite
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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 15:07
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I find this quite disturbing actually =/


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tha_rami
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Lol, it's a hoax to protest in the differences in age laws between American states, and the fact that some states allow no sex before age x and marriage from as low as 12 years old.

So it's just a way to open people's eyes, I guess.


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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 15:19
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lets hope the site is just a money scam, and that they will soon be closed down. The alternative is a sick thought.

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Sopo the tocho
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Lol, girls getting married with 14/12 years old???????????? WTF??


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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 15:29
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Different cultures and all that jazz.
It's like mormons can have several wives.. what most here find reprehensable, is just common for others.

I've always had a laugh at sites like this, because I wonder if you do get a license agreement and warrenty as it's a purchasable items.

Can't say I'm as shocked and horrored by this as some are, simply cause if you're going to purchase from that site; or you date for months before marrying .. either way you're going to loose a crapload. Hell one lass I went out with a few years back was a proper valley girl, and when she was going out with me here daddy cut her off (cause he didn't approve); so she ended up using my bank to fuel her spending addiction.
Can't say I ever planned to marry her, but good god it would've been cheaper giving a lump sum at the start!

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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 15:36 Edited at: 19th Sep 2007 17:30
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http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp

hoax

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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 15:49
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I would like everyone to congratulate me and my 13 year old wife I got her at a bargain price of only $10,995 so she wasn't expensive. Heres to a long glorious marriage!




Lol! This is hilarious if it's a hoax, but disturbing if it's real!


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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 16:43 Edited at: 19th Sep 2007 16:43
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Quote: "and when she was going out with me here daddy cut her off (cause he didn't approve)"


Could you blame him?

Since this site has now been shown to be fake, it is pretty darn funny. I wonder how many real bids they actually get.
The thought of it NOT being fake was making me sick. I don't know what is worse, the pedofiles that would make the bids OR the parents that would give up their child.


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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 17:25
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It IS fake right?
I couldn't find anything on the site saying so.
The comments are too funny to be true. surely

Why did they make this site!

I saw an evangelical site that really pissed me off and I found out it was a hoax after sending an angry email

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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 17:29
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if you look up a little from your post the link explains everything

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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 17:30 Edited at: 19th Sep 2007 17:31
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I saw this link on another forum, 'twas quite disturbing, I found it very strange that they think it's the 'Christian' thing to do and that they're reviving the Christian arranged marriage thing...but they're complete hypocrites because they're buying and selling people's souls, they're whores basically and immoral.

But if this isn't real, it's amusing.

Though I know what I want for Christmas now...

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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 17:43
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Quote: "but they're complete hypocrites because they're buying and selling people's souls, they're whores basically and immoral. "

But these whores aren't just for Christmas, they're for life.

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I told you all already, this site is totally legit, there is no way this is a fake sight, please, do not google this site. DON'T DO IT!
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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 18:08
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Quote: "I told you all already, this site is totally legit, there is no way this is a fake sight, please, do not google this site. DON'T DO IT!"


well it is fake, and why can't i google it

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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 18:12
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@Sarcasm Stealth Squad
If you're so sure I'm gonna try buying one then

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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 18:24
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Well done, you just lost around $19,000 justto provesomeone wrong.




But, you did get a nice 12 year old wife...

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samoz nevermind.

go for it obese.
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You can marry my daughter for £500, I don't have one, but I can make one as soon as I have bought my 17 year old wife...

Actually, on second thoughts, that's wrong because I am going to marry a chimpanzee instead because at least a chimp won't nag you in later years because you bought her off of some sleazy website rather than falling in love like most sane people.

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Quote: "Actually, on second thoughts, that's wrong because I am going to marry a chimpanzee instead because at least a chimp won't nag you in later years because you bought her off of some sleazy website rather than falling in love like most sane people."


That's when you dump her sorry butt and buy another hot 17 year old!


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I like to buy mine from Ebay.

Uhhhhhhh.... I forgot
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Quote: "they're reviving the Christian arranged marriage thing"


Hmm that's the first time I've heard of a "Christian arranged marriage thing". I know of many other cultures and religions that do this. North Korea, for one, is like 99.9% atheist. Their parents arrange dates for their daughters, but she can say no (according to what the guide told me--- but I can only trust them as far as I can throw them).

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Quote: "Hmm that's the first time I've heard of a "Christian arranged marriage thing". I know of many other cultures and religions that do this. North Korea, for one, is like 99.9% atheist. Their parents arrange dates for their daughters, but she can say no (according to what the guide told me--- but I can only trust them as far as I can throw them"


http://www.uah.edu/colleges/liberal/education/S1998/afj.html

According to the above the claim is confirmed. But I wonder how many people go against their parents wishes


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As far as I can see that's South Korea, but it's probably similar or the same.

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Quote: "Christian arranged marriage thing"


Hmmm... I dunno if there ever was an arranged marriage thing with Christianity. Perhaps back when Christianity was formed, and there were still other traditions 2000 years ago, but I don't think arranged marriages would be so popular with the Christian belief.

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I listed my sister for $50.00 Here is to hoping she sells
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I listed 3 women I found yesterday, and the mental patient down the street with a tumor.. Also, I've enlisted my female cat, let's hope she's willing to be married...

But seriously, if that site was real it would be breaking laws, as it uses terms such as purchasing and selling humans, which can't be done in America, I believe that would fall under slavery. Plus if that was done, child endangerment services would probably take them away from their parents, and said business would be closed down. From my understanding of the law anyways.


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Personally, I find their site very sexist as well, I was looking through and I just want to find a bloke I want to marry, but no, it's Marry our DAUGHTER...freaking sexist pigs, like hello it's the 21st century.

Quote: "I dunno if there ever was an arranged marriage thing with Christianity. Perhaps back when Christianity was formed, and there were still other traditions 2000 years ago, but I don't think arranged marriages would be so popular with the Christian belief."


I just read that was the reason somewhere, I would think it is that tradition from Isreali society during the time of Christ and not the ceremonies Christians practice today...Besides that site is against Christianity despite claiming to be decent Christians, so it's funny, "We're Christians but we like to sell souls and make our daughters whores"...

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i'm glad i put in the "if it is a joke, its hilarious" get out clause to my post. I'd be looking even stupider right now.

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This is a hoax. A good one too i can see a big nerd on that site thinking its real. Ill try to list a baloon that i drew on .
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I just wonder how many pedophiles they catch each month trying to get a women. Maybe it is run by dateline nbc
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Search on Google for "Buy a wife". You will come across lots of Russian/Ukraine run sites, selling women to the western world.

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Do they take Visa or Mastercard?

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They probably do, then they probably also drain your bank account if you sign up

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Who said anything about MY bank account? I've got this card for a Mr D Higgins from Liverpool...anyone you know?

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Really? Nope, never heard of him, he'll be fine.

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Don't MARRY MY DAUGHTER!!!
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How about your sister?

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NnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNnOOOooooooOOOOOoOooooOOoOOOOOoOooOOOO!!!!!
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Oops too late. She's in the mail

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[edit] nvm, read the thread, seems to be a hoax, horse already been beaten.

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Negative.
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I wonder how many people actually hit the "Propose" button.

For the russian site, I wonder how many people just end up with a 3 week dead women in a crate?

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Quote: "I wonder how many people actually hit the "Propose" button.

For the russian site, I wonder how many people just end up with a 3 week dead women in a crate?"


A relative of mine got himself a russian bride, the specifics of which I do not know, (like if he found the service online or in a catalog or what).

We thought he was crazy, but it seems to be working out for them. They met over a year or two ago and are still together


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I just pressed the 'propose' button. Let me read you their dos and don'ts. These prove it's a hoax.

DOs:

Be romantic! This is a marriage proposal, not a business transaction
Explain why you have chosen this particular daughter to marry out of all the others
Detail what you are looking for in a wife – what you expect out of a life-partner, the qualities that are important to you.
Describe what kind of life you would be able to provide for a wife

DON’Ts:

Do not be sexual or sexually explicit in any way.
Do not describe the Daughter’s body other than to say things like “pretty” or “beautiful smile.”
Do not specify contact info – we will provide your form to your prospective bride’s family and it is up to them to contact you either through us or directly. It is fine to write in general terms such as “northeast” or “southwest.”
Do not specify your age, except in a range such as “20s, 30s, 40s, 50s” etc.
Do not specify your income save as above in terms of what you would be able to provide
Do not include or attach a photo (you can’t anyway) – the Daughter may ask you for a photo or not, at her discretion.
Don’t include your full name.
Do not propose to multiple Daughters or all your proposals will be rejected.

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Quote: "We thought he was crazy, but it seems to be working out for them. They met over a year or two ago and are still together"

I think this is a good idea for guys cos then you think "Well I would divorce her, but screw that she cost me $65,000!"

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