mmm, lets see, on a weekdays i'm teaching;
1) Get repeatedly kicked by my overactive girlfriend until i roll out of bed.
2) Consider washing.
3) Go back to bed.
4) Wash.
5) Usually skip breakfast but if i'm really hungry i'll grab a breakfast bar
6) Sit in traffic for an hour on my 14 mile commute.
7) Attempt to roll cigarrette while driving and fail miserably.
8) Road Rage Ensues.
9) Spend 10 minutes trying to find parking and end up parking on the pub car park, even after paying 110 pound for parking on site.
10) Teach.
11) Lunch involves me eating a poorly made sandwich.
12) see 6.
13) see 7.
14) see 8.
15) Arrive home.
16) Spend a little quality time with the missus.
17) Force my maid (Girlfriend) to cook me dinner.
18) End up making dinner for both of us.
19) Finally log on to the computer.
20) Freelance work
21) Freelance work
22) Freelance work
23) More quality time
24) Maybe get in some personal development time
25) More quality time
26) Girlfriend's bedtime
27) Stay up late finishing paperwork or freelance
28) Sleep
On a weekend
1)Get up late
2)Catch up on work
3a)If i get my way, we end up down the pub at lunch.
3b)If she gets her way, we end up in 30 different shoe shops and maybe Ikea, my wallet feels slightly lighter.
4) Get ready for the night
5) 2 hours later my girlfriend is ready.
6) We head off up the town our seperate ways
7) I spend the next few hours at my mates bar drinking with friends
8) Afterwards i meet up with my girlfriend at a club somewhere.
9) 'Partay' Time.
10) There is always some nobhead who tries it on with my girlfriend, i sort him out with my muscular physique....*cough*
11) Stumble Home
12) Sleep, for a very long time.
It tends to vary, depending on whether i'm swamped with real work or whether i have much freelance stuff on, if i don't have much work i usually spend the weekday nights on the couch with my girlfriend, or i get some mates round for some gaming.
