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Geek Culture / Worst service/helpdesk story

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tha_rami
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Posted: 2nd Oct 2007 03:34
Well, quite easily put, what is the worst service/helpdesk story you've been through yourself? Not those stories spread over the internet, but really times you've been cursing out loud at the complete ignorance of the person you asked to help out...

Quote: "One day, a friend of mine bought a DVD. It was a horrormovie with some guy named Pinhead, so he bought it on Thursday to watch it on sunday, in a movienight.

When he put the DVD in the player on sunday, the DVD worked perfectly. They saw the normal warnings and stuff, and then a green lush field as main menu. They pressed 'play movie' after which a white horse with a princess in a pink dress ran by towards a huge white castle. After ten minutes they decided it was not the right movie.

So my friend went back. Knowing I'm a valuable asset in negotiations, he asked me to come with him. This was on monday, and the receit stated a twelve-day warranty.

Summarized: No. No we cannot replace it as we cannot say if you switched the DVD's. Twelve day warranty? Yes, on the original DVD - in this kind of cases you need to be back in three days.

Utter astonishment. I still wonder if she's just socially weak that she didn't see our shock that he just spent €14.99 on a fairy tale. How would we've gotten the DVD-Box, receit and packaging? We bought it. Yes, but you need to be back within three days according to the law. Yes and your receit states 12 days. Yes - for the original DVD - this is by law: three days.

We made a quick calculation: Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Monday. Four days. We were one day late. We asked her if it wasn't strange that, seeing that on Monday they're only open during school times, we couldn't be 24 hours late. No, we were 48 hours late, the law said 'days' not 'workdays'.

Darn.

She was clearly getting annoyed (time of the month, we reasoned), and we were not getting anywhere. I got myself a free cup of warm chocomilk as a big 'f*** you' towards here and told my friend we were leaving. He hesitated but I had a plan and left the service desk.

We went back into the shop and went upstairs to the DVD corner, picked up an additional copy of the movie and asked a guy working there walking around. He was amazed by our story of switched DVD's and went as far as to call the manager who ordered him to take all the 'Pinhead' DVD's from the shelf and store them until they were checked. We still had one in our hands and he promised he would switch them.

So, we got back to the service desk and the guy gave the lady our new DVD. She had a lóng, lóng discussion with the guy, called with the manager and stuff and know what? In the end she gave us our new DVD and said.

"Here. But this didn't go the fair way."
I nodded and said, "No indeed. So be more fair next time."

Come on! We are customers in utter 'what-the-f*ckness' with a horror DVD that turns out a darn fairytale along the lines of princess Sissy. And what do we hear? It's our fault. Three days. Not workdays. Days. Yes the receit says twelve but it's three. We filed an official complaint against her and ironically had to deliver it to her. Should've seen her face...

We left and the guy bought me a dinner at Burger King, so I was happy."


Anyone else with such stories?


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bitJericho
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Posted: 2nd Oct 2007 03:40 Edited at: 2nd Oct 2007 03:40
She just really sucked at her job. I know those types, all stuck on the store policy.

I personally have never had a rude customer service experience, I guess I've been lucky. I've had some lame policy ones, like newegg not giving me a refund on my shipping and stuff for defective product, but I blame that on newegg as whole, in order to keep prices down.


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Robert F
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Posted: 2nd Oct 2007 05:40 Edited at: 2nd Oct 2007 05:41
This is not at a store but, me and my family went into a resturant and we were sitting there for about 15 minutes before we even got asked what we wanted to drink.

So after we got are drinks, we said we would need a few minutes before we order our food.
The next time she came back it was about another 20 minutes later.

So we ran out of pop and drinks so, this is the funny part, my moms boyfriend just walked up to the pop machine and got us pop.
Well finally when we got to order, we ordered, then 3 other people came in after us and they all got there food before we did.

When we did get our food it was horrible, the meatloaf tasted like crap. So we decided not to ever go back there again.

Agent Dink
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Posted: 2nd Oct 2007 05:56
Did anyone have a grudge with you or your family at the time?

Robert F
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Posted: 2nd Oct 2007 06:05
No, Its always been like that when we went there, but it was never that bad. I just dont think its a good resturant. Thats why im never going again.

Zaibatsu
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Posted: 2nd Oct 2007 07:38
last few times i went to walmart, been greeted with employees that have an IQ slightly above a grunting stage, who couldn't speak English. took me 10 minutes to get the dumb twit to understand what i wanted, and then he had no idea what to do once his mind had a loose grasp on the question.

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Posted: 2nd Oct 2007 08:04
That's how they keep prices so low

Chily Dog
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Posted: 2nd Oct 2007 10:05
I was in Sears (appliance store) looking at leaf blowers really late at night and one of the employees came over and tried to make a sale with me...until I asked him which one would be best for a hovercraft.
Dazzag
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Posted: 2nd Oct 2007 11:36 Edited at: 2nd Oct 2007 11:38
Worst company ever for me was NTL (cable company). Used to have the very worst helpdesks on the phone. One time I was phoning because my broadband had stopped working. Took about an hour to get through to the correct department (bouncing back and fore with like at least 10 minutes for someone to answer every time). So I was pretty annoyed.

When I got through I told her that everyone in the house worked so it would have to be a weekend when they could send the engineer. That will be a month or so then. What? Can't you do anything different. Nope. We do have a new evening call out though. Yes please! Brilliant. At last someone is being kind to the worker! Just make sure you are in the house from 4pm sir. What??? But you said evening. Who gets into their house from a *full* working day at 4pm??? Sorry sir, but that is the time it starts. Can you flag me as at least 5.30pm? I can tell the driver sir, but he doesn't have to listen. Whats the bloody point then????? Same old useless NTL!!! Then she proceeded to have a go at me for raising my voice etc. What happened to customers are always right? Honestly. Hope she dies horribly.... If you have dealt with NTL back in the good old days you will know what I mean...

Last time I dealt with them they had "upgraded" to Indian call centres so they could answer the phone within like 10 seconds (instead of three quarters of an hour, which actually happened to me once, and it averaged at least a quarter of an hour). After forum advice I used this to my advantage by hanging up straight away when I heard a really hard to understand Indian voice. They were useless basically. Eventually you got through to the Scottish helpdesk (they kept one British department I believe - nice) and you were sorted out in minutes. Brilliant.

Another time NTL were amazed my internet was still working (registered and got online before they had done their proper setup tools). A qualified engineer (arf...) had me wait on the line for 2 minutes until it disconnected. It didn't. Considering it hadn't in 2 years or so I wasn't surprised. Amateurs...

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Zappo
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Posted: 2nd Oct 2007 15:04
I have had several bad experiences with online retailers. One of the worst was Amazon. A couple of years ago I ordered a few items, one of which was a car cradle for my sat nav. It turns out this one item was actually out stock (even though the site said otherwise) so there would be a delay on my entire order. 'Fair enough', I thought - I can wait the 3 to 4 days they say. Then I kept getting emails from their automated system telling me there was a further delay, and another, and another. In total it added up to 86 days before they would get the stock. Their customer services department hardly ever replied to my emails (probably 1 reply out of every 5 emails I sent to them) and even then it was a boilerplate reply apologizing and blaming their supplier. What made things worse was the whole time their site kept saying it was in stock in order to dupe other people into ordering it. I also knew that other people who ordered the exact same item from them at the same time only had to wait a week or two before receiving theirs.
Suffice it to say I haven't ordered from them since. I have had some excellent experiences with other online retailers, so there is no excuse.
Chris Franklin_
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Posted: 2nd Oct 2007 23:35
Atari Tech support, help once, you send them all the other details back and NEVER get a reply back, post or e-mail AND it takes a month for the one reply you get to come back

Suicidal Sledder
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 01:39
i remember once i was trying to get a serial connection bewteen 2 XP computers but every time I tried it i got some stupid non-error along the lines of "Connection could not be established" or some such filth.

I was on the phone with microsoft support for about 6 hours straight trying all the things i had already tried basically.

In the end she left me with "We're sorry we cant fix the problem but we will email you and if you get it working let us know"

only consolation i had was the fact that it was a female that sounded like she was about 20 years old lol

Dr Manette
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 03:13
When I was going to Drivers Ed to do lessons (biggest waste of time), I had to schedule appointments. The school could be called or emailed, so I figured email would be fastest. Wrong!

I received one email after three weeks. Calling merely directed me to a answering machine, which they never answered. So, in the end, I had to drive to the school (about 45 minutes away) and personally book an appointment. Now, at this point, I was hoping for it to be a speedy trip.

The guy working there literally spent a half hour explaining why they couldn't reply to emails, that the RMV was too slow, ect. All a bunch of crap, really, since every time I went he gave us the same bull. I am very glad I'm done with that.

And, of course, don't get me started with the RMV, cause that place is hell. Takes forever to do anything.

bitJericho
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 03:16 Edited at: 3rd Oct 2007 03:16
Is that like the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles)? If so, it's the same way here in the States


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Dr Manette
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 03:21
@Jerico2day,
I'm flattered that you think I'm foreign, but I'm a red blooded American like you , from the good ol state of Massachusetts. It's the Register of Motor Vehicles, because for some reason, we have to be different.

Xenocythe
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 03:31
One day my DBC was acting up and telling me I didn't have the enhancements... but I did.

My game stopped working because without enhancements you can't use DLL's, and that was a big part of my game.

So I did one of those inquiry things on the TGC main website.

It was at the end of the line, in 95th place.

Next day, I check back. 173th place. WTF?? How did I go even farther back?

So it finally gets to TGC and they don't exactly answer my question. They tell me to buy DBPro.

After a week or two, and a couple more inquiries; I gave in and bought DBPro.

Meh. Signatures. Lame :p
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 03:44
I generally try to avoid any kind of tech-support. Only as a massively last-resort (and even that is only rarely).

Personally, if I have to be on a phone call for more than 10 minutes with someone trying to explain something to them, it's a waste of my time, and I will simply throw it out, or fix it myself.
Opensource is great for software because so many people use the internet and post about problems like yours!

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Zombie 20
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 14:27
Doc-

Man I gotta tell ya, the DMV brings back bad memories, people coughing and waiting in line, bitching about this and that...so freaking glad I got my license and was done with it. Now..only reason I have to go back there is get my pic retaken in a few years whoooo..welcome buddy, you made it to the road. Dealing with those numnuts is part of the ritual.

tha_rami
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 15:06
Quote: "One day my DBC was acting up and telling me I didn't have the enhancements... but I did.

My game stopped working because without enhancements you can't use DLL's, and that was a big part of my game.

So I did one of those inquiry things on the TGC main website.

It was at the end of the line, in 95th place.

Next day, I check back. 173th place. WTF?? How did I go even farther back?

So it finally gets to TGC and they don't exactly answer my question. They tell me to buy DBPro.

After a week or two, and a couple more inquiries; I gave in and bought DBPro."


LOL. Go TGC Tech Support.


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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 16:19
Ah...Well...Mine.

[quote]We thought we'd have a lovely camping holiday in the east of Sussex, you know, scenic place, nice villages. We looked up places and found an advertised 4 star holiday resort under a well known holiday company - Park Resorts, by the beach of Camber Sands, it had 4 star guarantees and prices, so we thought, it'll be lovely.

We got there, it was chucking it down with rain (Remember, we're in England =P) so we checked in and a guy came to show us to our place to set up, most places were water logged, with no proper drainage facilities. All the tents were pitched by people's Chalets, rather than a specific place for campers. In our reservation we asked for electric hook-up and they didn't have any space available, we thought 'no biggy, not as if we can't live without it, despite reserving it in advance'. As it was raining, we thought we'd stop off by a place on camp to eat, the place was full of chavs, the room was freezing as they kept the door open and all they had really was a Chippy, we ate there. Of course we then needed to tend to our business in the toilets, and there was poo on the floor and the toilets weren't very clean or hygienic at all.

Rain stopped, we set up our tent, then the cow bag chav in the tend near ours decided to complain to a member of staff about where we put our tent (though it was designated by the guy showing us) so we had to move it despite her watching us put up our tent (she could have just asked us when we started setting it up), but there was either a massive puddle to set up on or where some idiot parked, that idiot being the chav, so she had to move it.

After stress, we thought, at last we've set up our tent. That night we tried to sleep, but mostly sea gulls kept us awake (we found that dust bins were put near people's tents wide open - very unhygienic, plus it meant it attracted several sea gulls , as did people driving onto the campsite at night (campers we put by the road basically), people drunk, tractors moving chalets, the slamming of doors. So we barely slept. Then we found the toilets and showers were rarely clean and were quite disgusting.

Basically, we found the whole thing crap and a complete waist of money - and '4 star' was a load of complete rubbish. We found another campsite, much much cheaper, same facilities, but clean, the site was very quiet and generally just lovely. So once we found this place, we decided to pack up and the approach the customer relations manager...

She was a real cow, the whole time she was really really rude and arsy, she said people have been happy with the service and have had a good experience, how she lives in a Chalet there and isn't bothered by the noise...but what does that have to do with us, it sucked for us and as a matter of fact, locally in camp shops it has a bad reputation (we found out when looking for a new campsite) and the people that went in before us...well they were complaining.

We all wanted a refund, as we paid the full thing in advance...Yet apparently it was our fault that their resort was crap. We had to send a letter to get our refund...well in the past year we have sent a few and no replies what-so-ever and therefore we never got our refund...We were going to assert the authorities over this, but instead we've written to the camping guide companies etc. about our experience in hope their reputation is more known.

All I can say that customer relations lady was a real see you next Tuesday.

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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 19:40
Quote: "All I can say that customer relations lady was a real see you next Tuesday."


We like to call that a Caring Understanding Nineties Type

5867Dude
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 19:51
Mine have all been with three mobile! I spend ages hearing awful waiting music and finally I get through to some Indian guy who can't understand me at all and just tell me to send my phone to three mobile.

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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 21:51
I've been to McDonalds. 'Nuff said, I think.

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 3rd Oct 2007 23:44
Quote: "Dealing with those numnuts is part of the ritual."


Really, I thought dealing with numnuts was part of life!

Zombie 20
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Posted: 4th Oct 2007 14:10
Well it can be...you know until you walk into mcdonalds and stuff like that.

Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 4th Oct 2007 14:34
Quote: "We like to call that a Caring Understanding Nineties Type "


Each to their own, but yes she was one of those too.

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Jeremiah
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Posted: 4th Oct 2007 16:47
From tech supports side of things

Customer: "My computer crashed!"
Tech Support: "It crashed?"
Customer: "Yeah, it won't let me play my game."
Tech Support: "All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot."
Customer: "No, it didn't crash -- it crashed."
Tech Support: "Huh?"
Customer: "I crashed my game. That's what I said before. I crashed my spaceship and now it doesn't work."
Tech Support: "Click on 'File,' then 'New Game.'"
Customer: [pause] "Wow! How'd you learn how to do that?"
Jeremiah
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Posted: 4th Oct 2007 16:53
Here is another good one.

Hidden Commands

A guy calls tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What's the problem?

User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.

Tech: You'll need a new power supply.

User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.

Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.

User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup files and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that they are right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.

User: I knew it!

Tech: Just add the line "LOAD NOSMOKE.COM" at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.

Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?

User: MS-DOS 6.22.

Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User: I need a new power supply.

Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?

User: Well, I called Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.

Tech: Then what did he say?

User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 4th Oct 2007 17:12
Haha, that's amusing...

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Dazzag
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Posted: 4th Oct 2007 17:17
Yeah, our old training department was full of fun stuff. A common one was people typing the actual word space.

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Posted: 4th Oct 2007 18:49
Quote: "Anyone else with such stories?"


Yes, for me I found that Arteria provide the worst customer support in the history of companies. I have never come across any record of other companies that resort to verbally abusing their customers when they point out errors with the product and request fixes.

My experience.



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