Quote: "By the way, shouldn't that be 1337, not elite?"
No, "1337" translates to "leet", and that is not the correct way of writing it. We have a very strict policy on typos in our club. You won't find any of our members writing anything wrong ever, ever. And if it seems like we have made a typo or two, you are simply imagining it.
Benefits of joining the elite fun clubb is (the extra b is for emphasis) free cookies on weekends and a whole range of discounts on various houshould items, including our very own special product, "The Utlimate Post Processor 4000!". It does major things i can't even put into words. Okay, it writes TGC posts for you. You just have to select type of joke from a list [racist, blond, binary, coffee, etc..] and select the style [stupid, witty, clichè, etc] and it does it all for you. It's amazing! That's how i made 2 coffee jokes on two different threads within 20 seconds!
Quote: "I'll join!"
Cool!
Now for the initiation. It involves clowns, so it's very cruel, but it's to test if you're special, stupid or brave enough to be a part of the clubb. We don't want any infidels.
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