In line with the recent forum theme: I present to you the most foolproof method of getting some.
1) Get your forum post count up: If you think chicks dig sculpted shoulders and abs, you’ve watched too many teen comedies. Post, in every forum, as much as you can. Input that number every morning in your cell phone and show it to every babe you meet. It doesn’t matter what you post…it’s not even important if your posts actually apply to the topic at hand.
2) Get a 2002-2004 joined date account: Chicks like male dominance…and nothing says male dominance like having a status of someone who’s “been around back in the old hood”. Girls don’t like bumbling beginners, so if you’ve just joined this year, find someone to take you under their wing and mentor you.
3) Show that you are in tune with thread culture: Every true forum pimp knows how to start a hot thread with a red folder and +5 pages. This is a key attribute hot babes look for in potential boyfriends. Girls do not want guys who are witty and charismatic. You have to know how to get a proper forum game going, how to start a controversial religious debate disguised as a holiday greeting, and when the appropriate time is to post about that new piece of sexy PC/Gaming hardware. Only the most acute survive. (And score)
4) Be sensitive over the internet: Now there’s this wild theory going around that males are apparently supposed to “chillax” when raging over a comment they read on a forum. Whoever proposed this has obviously never had intercourse. What is really attractive? Disagreeing on stupid topics because you’re a delusional computer enthusiast. So you’re too lazy too get in shape? No problem…just brew up a great personality for yourself. Can’t talk to people because you can’t make anyone laugh or listen to you for more than 45 seconds? You are now the strong and silent type. Whatever your handicap, make sure you got a solution. Chicks dig problem solvers.
