Here's what Lord Voldemort wrote
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Chapter 1. The beginning
on 8th Aug 2007 02:39 there was created a post, with the title of new girlfriend and had information about a Girlfriend a man named Jordan had concieved earlier, but when the thread started out it had numerous signs of the crazyness and how silly it would one day get. Some people had got what was going on and stayed out or warned others, or just bashed the post. But either way, it didnt do anything, wery quicly that post started to get mindless and silly posts from numerous members of the tgc guild (founded in 2000). It was such a long time ago i cant really remember if i had any posts in it but it seems likely because i can fall in love with silly posts very quicly. And no matter what can be said, it was the right choice to lock it.
Chapter 2. Falling into madness
As the post grew in size and the number of silly posts began to flow in, it got more and more silly, untill it reached the top of the sillyness (around the time it got locked) One of the heads of the tgc clan, a great man named Ron ericksson (with the very confusing avatar, i mean what the hell, what animal is that? eagle? wolf? tell me!) came and locked it with his big key, the key was made out of solid gold, it was forged by a man named Richard in the old times. Back to the point, the madness that had grown in this post was not containable, already users began to see madness in other posts, containing the problem was proving to be quite a challenge. Because the powerfull dark magic that was being emitted from the post was to great and if it had been allowed to grow, disaster...
Chapter 3. Comming soon.
-Lord Voldemort 2007"
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