Yep, Teddy’s aren’t a bad drop.
One of my mates has the same problem with his bar fridge, bloody frozen to the core one day, room temp the next.
Going of a few posts I saw of Dazzag’s, I would say me and him have a somewhat "unhealthy" passion for the amber stuff.
Here’s a few tips I prepared earlier for the young players out there for whenever they next head up to the bar -
Beer Troubleshooting -
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
And a few random quotes -
Quote: "`People who drink light beer don`t like the taste of beer, they just like to piss a lot.`"
Quote: "`Sir, you`re drunk!`"
reply -
Quote: "`Yes madam, and you`re ugly. But in the morning I will be sober.`"
