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mamaji4
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 18:08 Edited at: 23rd Oct 2007 18:15
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Here's mine. Just thought of it while watching an old flick.

Q. What's the most famous human gene?
A. Gene Hackman
(Falling of the chair, laughing out loud and rolling on the floor laughing my a*** off - Sorry guys but there was no smiley that could describe how I react to my own PJ's)

Please feel free to add your own. We need some PJ's to keep the blues away.
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Clackersmith
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 18:12 Edited at: 23rd Oct 2007 18:24
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*Stands up and slowly backs away*



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David R
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 18:15
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This thread.

Hahahaha!


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tha_rami
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 19:13
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*runs for the hills but stumbles over a Baloon*
I warn the balloon for the thorns on the nearby trees.
The baloon urges me to be quiet: Ssssssst.


A mod has been erased by your signature because it was larger than 600x120
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MonoCoder
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 19:20 Edited at: 23rd Oct 2007 20:52
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mod edit


^ ah, touché.

EBA; UI; Mario Land Ripoff.
Every time you post a joke in the form of code, mace yourself.
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mamaji4
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 19:22 Edited at: 23rd Oct 2007 19:24
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Surely you jest, my good sir.

I've always wanted to say that ever since I read some Shakespeare.

I don't know why I said it but it sure sounds good.
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Benjamin
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 20:47
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Quote: "This thread."

I lol'd.

Mod edit.

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 21:48
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I'd post a Mr McCann one I saw...but I might offend.

What's the difference between a cactus and the Towers of London's manager?

The cactus has pricks that are more bearable...



Sorry, really I am, that I brought the band Towers of London into a joke, because simply there are jokes themselves, so it's a joke within a joke...

I love Nancy DrewG, but not insert brain here
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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 21:49
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Yo mommas -
Actually, never mind.

the rabi, Nancy DrewG and Sudoku Arts.

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 22:19
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Where do drunks go after they hit the bar?
...
on the floor.


BioFox Games...http://www.biofoxgames.com
BioFox Forums...http://biofox.aceboard.com
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Benjamin
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 22:22
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Quote: "Where do drunks go after they hit the bar?"

In soviet Russia, bar hits you!

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Dr Manette
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 22:25
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In soviet Russia, DBpro compile you!


BioFox Games...http://www.biofoxgames.com
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Inspire
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Posted: 23rd Oct 2007 23:35
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In Soviet Russia, Sun God worships you!

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Zotoaster
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Chuck Norris <insert>

"It's like floating a boat on a liquid that I don't know, but I'm quite happy to drink it if I'm thirsty enough" - Me being a good programmer but sucking at computers
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Seppuku Arts
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Chuck Norris is a big girl's blouse (In other words he's a pervert that constantly looks at women's breasts)

I love Nancy DrewG, but not insert brain here
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Jeku
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 03:34
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Less pointless threads please

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