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Geek Culture / [LOCKED] Purpose of Life

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mamaji4
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 00:06
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I've been hanging around the Apollo forums for the past 2 days and it suddenly hit me that I've been wasting my life in the real world.
And then, suddenly the purpose of life dawned upon me.

The only purpose of life is for every human being to hang around the Apollo Geek Culture Forums, trying to figure out the purpose of life. That\'s the only way we can all live in harmony, ranting from cyberspace and fullfilling our destiny and dying with a smile on our face. Of course if you make some stupid kids along the way it would be their purpose to carry forward the tradition and tell others in future that the only purpose of life is to hang around the Apollo Forums.
The answer is staring us in our face, but we try to understand the metaphysical reason for our existence. Plato tried so hard but the poor guy didn\'t know that one day the purpose of life would be clear on the Apollo forums, or he wouldn\'t have wasted his life.
\"I think, therefore I am\"
But on Apollo nobody has to think and still they can exist.
I hope this will end the confusion about the reason for our existence.
I hereby propose naming Apollo as the newest planet in our Solar system. All who don\'t like to think and agree say Aye!
All who like to think and disagree say Nay!
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MonoCoder
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 00:11 Edited at: 24th Oct 2007 00:11
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...?

EBA; UI; Mario Land Ripoff.
Every time you post a joke in the form of code, mace yourself.
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Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 00:11
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I expect a lock, but anyway:

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the answer to life the universe and everything = 42
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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 00:17
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You are a strange man duuuuuuuude. Well so am I but you know, nobody is allowed to be stranger than I...


Besides meaning of life is too close to religion and could easily break into a religious discussion. And I don't know how long you've been away but we frown upon religious discussions as it's against the AUP.

I love Nancy DrewG, but not insert brain here
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Bizar Guy
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 00:20
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ehem,

42


Superman wears Chuck Norris PJ's
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Osiris
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 00:24
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...O_O





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Your signature has been erased by a mod because it's larger than 600x120....
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John Y
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Posted: 24th Oct 2007 00:27
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Fantastic.

Synergy Editor - Available in the WIP forum
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